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gorillasushi: No. But if I ever overhear someone asking themselves the same question, I’m going to yell “Rape jokes!” or “Kids with cancer!” Me [from a distance, using King Arthur voice]: A CRUTCH!
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gorillasushi:

No.

But if I ever overhear someone asking themselves the same question, I’m going to yell “Rape jokes!” or “Kids with cancer!”

Me [from a distance, using King Arthur voice]: A CRUTCH!

 arrogantvolcano replied to your photo: I wish more people could see the “motherfuckers”.

I can see it, in the hi-res pic, very nice. I want one!

The shirt is from my friend and super-talented designer (and all-around great guy), Gorillasushi. You can get his Namaste Motherfuckers design on shirts and lots of other stuff here.

I found the above video clip when I searched for his Zazzle store. It was relevant to my interests.

Speaking of awkward senior pictures, here’s the best one ever. jezebelthegreat: Two years ago today this dude was all “Yo, you want to be my girlfriend?” and I was like “Yeah, okay, whatever.” (Up until two months ago, this was our anniversary. Now June 30th is our anniversary. That means I can’t call this our anniversary anymore. Married people days are hard.)
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Speaking of awkward senior pictures, here’s the best one ever.

jezebelthegreat:

Two years ago today this dude was all “Yo, you want to be my girlfriend?” and I was like “Yeah, okay, whatever.”

(Up until two months ago, this was our anniversary. Now June 30th is our anniversary. That means I can’t call this our anniversary anymore. Married people days are hard.)

Sushi on the radar!
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Sushi on the radar!

jezebelthegreat: Grocery shopping with a twelve year-old. Shopping with Gorillasushi is like the number on his shirt: It’s irrational and goes on forEVER.
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jezebelthegreat:

Grocery shopping with a twelve year-old.

Shopping with Gorillasushi is like the number on his shirt: It’s irrational and goes on forEVER.

Tumblrchronicity - Foodface Edition
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Tumblrchronicity - Foodface Edition

gorillasushi replied to your post:

That thing where you want to make a post using “That thing where…” but you can’t think of something that is applicable to saying “That thing where…” so you do a silly “That thing where…” post just because.

That thing where you leave a reply.

That thing where you post a reply.

HAPPY TRISKEDECASUSHI THE GREAT!

Or, as he/she will colloquially be known, Little Baby Triscuit.

manspeaker replied to your photo:

Namaste, motherfuckers. (Bought way too big to…

Just emailed my wife the link with the phrase, “make this happen.”

Yeah, Jason (gorillasushi) is pretty fantastic. Look at his other designs. I bet you’ll like them. (Especially the one that includes the fantastically beautiful and talented MarleyMarleyMarleyMarley.)

Namaste, motherfuckers. (Bought way too big to account for future shrinkage and American Apparel’s fucked-up sizing. I want to wear this for a long time.) (NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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Namaste, motherfuckers.

(Bought way too big to account for future shrinkage and American Apparel’s fucked-up sizing. I want to wear this for a long time.)

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

For your avatar (& etc.) making pleasure…
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For your avatar (& etc.) making pleasure…

Source: gorillasushi

Anyway, totally NICE!!! gorillasushi: Shat and I owning the third place result for an “Anyway, totally” search.
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Anyway, totally NICE!!!

gorillasushi:

Shat and I owning the third place result for an “Anyway, totally” search.

Tony D always knows the right mug to choose. (via)
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Tony D always knows the right mug to choose.

(via)

Of course.
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Of course.

I’m so proud of our little gorilla. No, I just have something in my eye. Shut up.
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I’m so proud of our little gorilla. No, I just have something in my eye. Shut up.