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Does drinking out of a green glass count for St. Patrick’s weekend? Hey, the straw is green, too! 
OK, what if I’m ¾ Irish?
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Does drinking out of a green glass count for St. Patrick’s weekend? Hey, the straw is green, too! 

OK, what if I’m ¾ Irish?

    • #irish
    • #st patrick
    • #margarita
    • #green
    • #glass
    • #cactus
  • 2 months ago
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smartasshat:

smartasshat:

I refrained from adding at the end: ”, stupid.”


Speaking of Yvonne Craig…
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smartasshat:

smartasshat:

I refrained from adding at the end: ”, stupid.”

Speaking of Yvonne Craig…

    • #star
    • #trek
    • #valentine
    • #yvonne
    • #craig
    • #green!
    • #green
  • 3 months ago > smartasshat
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Green Stripe Tumblrchronicity.
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Green Stripe Tumblrchronicity.

    • #green
    • #stripe
    • #tumblrchronicity
  • 8 months ago
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steelopus:

maddiesvision:

Warming His Chair

green!

Because she had Mexican last night. 
With verde sauce, of course.
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steelopus:

maddiesvision:

Warming His Chair

green!

Because she had Mexican last night. 

With verde sauce, of course.

Source: maddiesvision

    • #green
    • #legs
  • 2 years ago > maddiesvision
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steelopus:

This is what’s left of the House Finch nest that was safely perched under the awning above my back patio.
I’ve spent all spring watching Mrs. Finch build that nest while Mr. Finch stood guard, and then sometime last week Mrs. Finch sat herself down and laid some eggs, and there she stayed, except she’d freak out and fly away anytime I walked past my kitchen window or went out back. But generally, she was there resting comfortably.
On Saturday I noticed some unidentified birds (slightly larger than the Finches, brown/tan/white, black throat) flying under the awning and disturbing the peace while Mr. Finch sat on his post chirping at them and flying towards them to try to scare them away. They generally didn’t stick around for more than a few minutes.
I can only assume those assholes attacked while I was at work today. They’re the prime suspects, though some research has shown that Crows are also predators of songbird eggs, and there are plenty of crows around. Three eggs were broken. One egg is in tact but with no nest there’s no chance of survival. This makes me sad.

green!
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steelopus:

This is what’s left of the House Finch nest that was safely perched under the awning above my back patio.

I’ve spent all spring watching Mrs. Finch build that nest while Mr. Finch stood guard, and then sometime last week Mrs. Finch sat herself down and laid some eggs, and there she stayed, except she’d freak out and fly away anytime I walked past my kitchen window or went out back. But generally, she was there resting comfortably.

On Saturday I noticed some unidentified birds (slightly larger than the Finches, brown/tan/white, black throat) flying under the awning and disturbing the peace while Mr. Finch sat on his post chirping at them and flying towards them to try to scare them away. They generally didn’t stick around for more than a few minutes.

I can only assume those assholes attacked while I was at work today. They’re the prime suspects, though some research has shown that Crows are also predators of songbird eggs, and there are plenty of crows around. Three eggs were broken. One egg is in tact but with no nest there’s no chance of survival. This makes me sad.

green!

    • #birds
    • #finches
    • #house
    • #sad
    • #finch
    • #bird
    • #eggs
    • #nest
    • #GREEN
  • 2 years ago > steelopus
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steelopus:

green!

“This yard has a rare type of grass that is the most lovely shade of green.
You’ve probably never seen it.”
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steelopus:

green!

“This yard has a rare type of grass that is the most lovely shade of green.

You’ve probably never seen it.”

    • #green
    • #hipster
  • 2 years ago > deadbirdsfly-deactivated2012062
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steelopus:

green!
(sexy sex thursday)

Excuse me, but I believe the panties go over the garters. 
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steelopus:

green!

(sexy sex thursday)

Excuse me, but I believe the panties go over the garters. 

    • #sst
    • #green
    • #lingerie
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The iomega shirt was the foundation for celebrating Mardi Gras today. It’s the only “gold” t-shirt I own, as I found out when I went digging for something gold or purple.
The slogan on it is just a bonus. 
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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The iomega shirt was the foundation for celebrating Mardi Gras today. It’s the only “gold” t-shirt I own, as I found out when I went digging for something gold or purple.

The slogan on it is just a bonus. 

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

    • #mardi
    • #gras
    • #green
    • #purple
    • #gold
    • #shirt
    • #beads
  • 2 years ago
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smartasshat:

Alternate.
Sorry, Red Cloud.


Rebloggination because this is The Most Important Holiday Of The Year*.

* Citation double-sourced from Hallmark® and Kay® Jewelers. 
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smartasshat:

Alternate.

Sorry, Red Cloud.

Rebloggination because this is The Most Important Holiday Of The Year*.

* Citation double-sourced from Hallmark® and Kay® Jewelers. 

    • #star
    • #trek
    • #valentine
    • #orion
    • #slave
    • #girl
    • #green
  • 2 years ago > smartasshat
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steelopus:

reretlet:

隠 (via yuriaP)

green!
(sexy sex thursday)

Shouldn’t there be an aspirin between her knees for birth control?
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steelopus:

reretlet:

隠 (via yuriaP)

green!

(sexy sex thursday)

Shouldn’t there be an aspirin between her knees for birth control?

Source: Flickr / yuria

    • #green
    • #aspirin
    • #birth
    • #control
  • 2 years ago > reretlet
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2011 - The Year of the Metal Rabbit
(green!)
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2011 - The Year of the Metal Rabbit

(green!)

    • #green
    • #metal
    • #rabbit
    • #volkswagen
  • 2 years ago
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I recorded this with my phone, which I had to place far away from the karaoke room to minimize the overmodulation. So it’s a horrendous mix of distant audio and overmodulation. And my bad singing. Nevertheless, as promised, here is the Green Acres Theme song, karaoke style, by me.

Intro: “This one’s an oldie. Everyone likes oldies. It’s from the 60s. It’s a love song…”

    • #green
    • #acres
    • #theme
    • #karaoke
  • 2 years ago
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blanddiva11 replied to your post:

Green Acres theme song karaoke: Done

POIDH

How about AOIDH?

    • #green
    • #acres
    • #audio
  • 2 years ago
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'\x3cspan id=\x22audio_player_850954005\x22\x3e\x3cdiv class=\x22audio_player\x22\x3e\x3ciframe class=\x22tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_850954005\x22 src=\x22http://smartasshat.tumblr.com/post/850954005/audio_player_iframe/smartasshat/tumblr_l613kzn8QP1qza5g2?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsmartasshat%2F850954005%2Ftumblr_l613kzn8QP1qza5g2\x26color=white\x26simple=1\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowtransparency=\x22true\x22 scrolling=\x22no\x22 width=\x22207\x22 height=\x2227\x22\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e\x3c/div\x3e\x3c/span\x3e'
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Every Green Acres episode.

    • #green
    • #acres
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nicky36:

That’s how we roll!

green!
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nicky36:

That’s how we roll!

green!

    • #green
  • 3 years ago > nicky36
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