This is what an animated gif of a Looney Tunes character looks like when my computer is (coincidentally) ripping a Looney Tunes DVD, pegging all four CPUs at 100%.
The new Tumblr dashboard design, contrary to common belief, actually increases scrolling behavior because I scroll back to the top of the post to heart it, and then scroll back down to the bottom where the heart really is.
The new design dramatically increases the instances of calling oneself a fucking idiot, as well.
I want this to be real so much.
#1. Lying does not count at the library. - It really doesn’t.
#2. If the Dead Kennedys do not like the man, so don’t I. - That makes a whole lot of us.
#3. I am more punk than anyone else I have met in life. - Yes. Yes you are. You are more punk than anyone I’ve ever met either.
And more punk than anyone else who dots their “I”s with hearts and signs letters with butterflies.
Guys I really, really want you to watch this. I did not make it, it is not a comedy short. It is a scene from One Tree Hill. And, free of any context, it is incredible.
Watch, love, and consider: under our political system, the people who make “One Tree Hill” are allowed to vote.
I literally shouted “WHAT?!” alone in my kitchen watching this. Everyone responsible for this should be caned. Including “Crazy” Joe Davola.
This totally happened to a guy I know. Pff. Obamacare, man. I tell you what.
Just a reminder: One Tree Hill is a DRAMA. Not a comedy.
Once golden retrievers get a taste for human flesh, you have to put them down.
Vicious creatures, those things.
(Do you have the heart to heart this?)