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Heart beet.
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Heart beet.

    • #heart
    • #beet
    • #valentine
  • 3 months ago
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mfsb:

Happy Valentine’s Day from the red planet!

“Get your nice ass to Mars!”
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mfsb:

Happy Valentine’s Day from the red planet!

“Get your nice ass to Mars!”

    • #arnold
    • #schwarzenegger
    • #total
    • #recall
    • #motherfuckin
    • #space
    • #bitchez
    • #mars
    • #heart
  • 3 months ago > mfsb
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He was 52.
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He was 52.

    • #heart
    • #attack
    • #grill
  • 3 months ago
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braincooksidea:

wilwheaton:

I want this to be real so much.

#1. Lying does not count at the library. - It really doesn’t.
#2. If the Dead Kennedys do not like the man, so don’t I. - That makes a whole lot of us.
#3. I am more punk than anyone else I have met in life. - Yes. Yes you are. You are more punk than anyone I’ve ever met either.

And more punk than anyone else who dots their “I”s with hearts and signs letters with butterflies.
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braincooksidea:

wilwheaton:

I want this to be real so much.

#1. Lying does not count at the library. - It really doesn’t.

#2. If the Dead Kennedys do not like the man, so don’t I. - That makes a whole lot of us.

#3. I am more punk than anyone else I have met in life. - Yes. Yes you are. You are more punk than anyone I’ve ever met either.

And more punk than anyone else who dots their “I”s with hearts and signs letters with butterflies.

(via morrowplanet)

Source: redd.it

    • #punk
    • #heart
    • #butterfly
  • 3 months ago > wilwheaton
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This will always have a place in my heart.
Specifically, the arteries.
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This will always have a place in my heart.

Specifically, the arteries.

    • #double
    • #cheeseburger
    • #dq
    • #dairy
    • #queen
    • #heart
    • #arteries
  • 8 months ago
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incorrigiblerobot:

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pauljay:

oldmanweldon:

Guys I really, really want you to watch this. I did not make it, it is not a comedy short. It is a scene from One Tree Hill. And, free of any context, it is incredible.

Watch, love, and consider: under our political system, the people who make “One Tree Hill” are allowed to vote.

I literally shouted “WHAT?!” alone in my kitchen watching this. Everyone responsible for this should be caned. Including “Crazy” Joe Davola.

This totally happened to a guy I know. Pff. Obamacare, man. I tell you what.

Just a reminder: One Tree Hill is a DRAMA. Not a comedy.

Once golden retrievers get a taste for human flesh, you have to put them down. 

Vicious creatures, those things.

(Do you have the heart to heart this?)

Source: oldmanweldon

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    • #tree
    • #hill
    • #heart
    • #golden
    • #retriever
  • 2 years ago > oldmanweldon
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I ♡ WIMMINS
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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I ♡ WIMMINS

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

    • #women
    • #heart
    • #disease
  • 2 years ago
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I usually take the main artery out of the heart of town to avoid the cilia people, unless I want to drive for a brief stent up & down the hilus to the costal area, or if I need a diaphragm.
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I usually take the main artery out of the heart of town to avoid the cilia people, unless I want to drive for a brief stent up & down the hilus to the costal area, or if I need a diaphragm.

    • #lung
    • #street
    • #heart
  • 2 years ago > artpixie
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I find grey hair on men very sexy.

myrm:

THERE I SAID IT!

STAR LIKE STAR HEART LIKE LIKE STAR HEART HEART HEART LIKE STAR STAR HEART

    • #star
    • #heart
    • #like
  • 3 years ago > myrm
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