The police just called…
With the asshole’s name and insurance information.
His name is Robert Paulson!
(Not really, but I’m trying to resist posting his asshole name. I’m tryin’ REAL hard, Ringo.)
(His name’s not Ringo, either.)
This is the asshole who hit my car because I was “an asshole” for not letting him go in front of me. He’s also the asshole who didn’t stop to exchange information, but who DID have to stop at a red light.
