I keep my margarita glass in the freezer, and I preheat my coffee mug.
Some people are wine snobs, and some people are coffee snobs.
Apparently I’m a temperature snob.
One just may get the impression that I like cheese.
PICTURED: 1 lb of Hoffman’s Super Sharp cheddar, 2 boxes of Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its
NOT PICTURED: 2 sale-priced Red Baron pizzas (I know, I know, but it was a good sale!)
It’s bean time!
The tally:
- 9.8 pounds
- 4.5 quarts
- 34 servings
- 5,075 calories (149/serving)
- 395 fat calories (12/serving)
- 990 g total carbs (29 g/serving)
- 377 g sugar (11 g/serving)
- 163 g fiber (5 g/serving)
- 208 g protein (6 g/serving)
- 15,810 mg sodium (465 mg/serving)
- 100% yummy
Too far, Pizza Hut.
Not far enough, is more like it.
FINALLY
I love dick! I mean crust. Stuffed crust.
- Eat Hot Dick Every Day
- Why couldn’t it be Domino’s?
Source: zdarsky
ERMAHGERD HER TERPERK
The month of May in my iPhoto calendar is a few of the hot-air ballons that pass by the house. I’m apparently on a balloon throughway.
The burner that makes the hot air can be seen in the first picture up close on the ground, and in the second picture in-flight.
NOT to be confused with a Hot Carl.
Anyone who is into cute guys who happen to be left-handed shark scientists with Australian accents should probably tune in to the National Geographic Wild channel now.
Just a heads-up.
