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Now THAT’S a hard-boiled egg!
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Now THAT’S a hard-boiled egg!

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  • 3 months ago > 4gifs
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Ice Bonerz

WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

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  • 4 months ago
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I like what the ice does with the light.

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    • #fence
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  • 5 months ago
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This is from the same ice storm.
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This is from the same ice storm.

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  • 5 months ago
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Kally’s picture reminded me of one my girlfriend took in 2007 after a freezing-rain storm. We lost power for a few days, but it was pretty.
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Kally’s picture reminded me of one my girlfriend took in 2007 after a freezing-rain storm. We lost power for a few days, but it was pretty.

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  • 5 months ago
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If you insert the straw through the hole in the ice, the margarita is much colder.
SCIENCE!
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If you insert the straw through the hole in the ice, the margarita is much colder.

SCIENCE!

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    • #margarita
    • #ice
    • #cold
    • #science
    • #drink
  • 8 months ago
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Is that you, Borat? Can I pet your bear?
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Is that you, Borat? Can I pet your bear?

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  • 9 months ago
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smartasshat:

Nutty Reese’s Banana Split
Put 2-3 scoops Rocky Road ice cream in bowl
Slice (half to whole) banana (to taste / room) over ice cream
Microwave 2-4 tablespoons peanut butter until it flows
Pour liquid peanut butter over ice cream/banana combination
Enjoy the fuck out of it
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smartasshat:

Nutty Reese’s Banana Split

  1. Put 2-3 scoops Rocky Road ice cream in bowl
  2. Slice (half to whole) banana (to taste / room) over ice cream
  3. Microwave 2-4 tablespoons peanut butter until it flows
  4. Pour liquid peanut butter over ice cream/banana combination
  5. Enjoy the fuck out of it
    • #peanut butter n chocolate
    • #ice
    • #cream
    • #peanut
    • #butter
    • #banana
  • 11 months ago > smartasshat
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.
ERROR.
ERROR.
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

ERROR.

ERROR.

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  • 1 year ago
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Oh nuthin’.
Just food shoppin’, thinkin’ of BURJIT.
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Oh nuthin’.

Just food shoppin’, thinkin’ of BURJIT.

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  • 1 year ago
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Coffee Cube Question

monkeyfrog replied to your photo: The following two words have the potential to…

What do you use them in most?

I just had the idea for coffee cubes after making lime cubes and Meyer lemon cubes for my beloved margaritas, and it got too late to have my last cup of coffee this morning. Using them in iced coffee is an obvious first choice so it doesn’t get watered down. Off the top of my head, I bet they’d be yummy in chocolate milk. 

Anyone have ideas for what the coffee cubes could be used for?

BONUS: Here is the aftermath of the Meyer lemon cubes.

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  • 1 year ago
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luckyshirt:

Here’s a photo gallery of birds stealing ice cream cones in case you need it.

Wait till they find out how valuable iPhones are.
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luckyshirt:

Here’s a photo gallery of birds stealing ice cream cones in case you need it.

Wait till they find out how valuable iPhones are.

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    • #cream
    • #cone
    • #iphone
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  • Nonfat Tofutti Rice DreamsicleMulder & Scully

This is a great Mulder and Scully exchange from an episode that David Duchovny wrote.

I don’t know why, but Scully sounds so sexy at the end.

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  • 1 year ago
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BRB composing my vows.
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BRB composing my vows.

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  • 1 year ago
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Sometimes storing your second iced coffee in the freezer in order to keep it cold has the opposite effect.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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Sometimes storing your second iced coffee in the freezer in order to keep it cold has the opposite effect.

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

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    • #donuts
    • #iced
    • #coffee
    • #ice
  • 2 years ago
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