The thing about idiots is they text the wrong number sometimes, and I ruin my autocorrect dictionary having fun
- Doofus: Yo wsup tj, u can scoop me tmrrw?
- Me: Wat
- Doofus: Naw i was askin if u can scoop me tomorrow
- Me: Where u goin
- Doofus: To the crib, im on brunswick now, dats all i was asking
- Me: Im lo on gas u got $
- Doofus: Naw i dont, but its cool
- Me: I'll scoop ya if ya suk it
- Doofus: Weh yah blood clot, wat batty mon shit
- Doofus: Mi nah fish, ill take the bus
- Me: Wateva
- Doofus: This aint tj, whose this ?
- Me: Its tj y wont u suk it
These chowderheads will have no recourse when they see what they bought for an exorbitant price because the damage is well-documented in the auction. The description says “slight crack on bottom of screen,” which is inaccurate, but there are several pictures of the damage, the above being the most illustrative.
The seller also says that he will cancel any bids from people with fewer than a 10 rating. So the guy with the 21 rating should have just sat back and watched the bids from Mr. 2 vanish.
But obviously we’re not talking about a couple of Einsteins here.
A couple who moved into an all-white neighborhood look at graffiti scrawled in front of their home. Chicago, 1957.
I still don’t understand what the fuck is wrong with some people.
I wonder if that idiot shoveled the walk in order to show how non-committally unimaginative he was.
I love when huge assholes get caught in the act.
Shena Hardin, 32, appeared in Cleveland Municipal court Monday after being cited for driving along the sidewalk to avoid a school bus.
The judge sentenced Hardin to pay $250 in court costs and suspended her license for 30 days and more.
Hardin must also stand at the intersection of E. 38th Street and Payne Avenue wearing a sign next Tuesday and Wednesday that says
“Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus.”
She has been ordered to wear the sign from 7:45 a.m. to 8:45 a.m. both days.