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Why are there words after this? That’s where you stop reading and click PLAY.
In 1968, Mission Impossible already had 80’s Heavy-Metal-speak perfected.
According to the prestigious Wikipedia:
“This ‘language’, referred to by the production team as ‘Gellerese’, was invented specifically to be readable by non-speakers of Slavic languages. Their generous use of it was actually intended as a source of comic relief.”