Samuel L. Jackson singlehandedly redeems the inane ritual of the auto-pilot press junket interview by making Jake “The Movie Guy” Hamilton of KRIV-TV’s “Jake’s Takes” squirm in response to a question about the “controversy” surrounding Django Unchained. REQUIRED VIEWING.
[h/t Tyler Coates, Blackbook; original unexcerpted video here, via YouTube]
Greatest. Thing. Ever.
Yup, this rules.
I love Sam Jackson. This is great.
Sam’s right. If you’re going to talk about it, talk about it.
Damn, I love his voice. Now one of my goals is for him to not just yell at me, but be motivated to yell at me. Just walking up to him and requesting to be yelled at is a chump move. How I’m going to accomplish this without being a dick to one of my favorite actors is the real problem.
Source: formerlydietcock

Jackson 5 - I Want You Back
If the bass is louder than the guitar, I will like your song.
Statistically speaking.
And statistically dancing.
This post has been brought to you by a prepubescent Michael Jackson, I Want You Back, and Sauza Gold tequila.
I modified Billy Perkins’ original poster.
(Seen here.)
I’ll say it: I’m glad Michael Jackson is dead.
At 2:18 in this video, we learn that he thought it was great fun to throw water balloons at homeless people from his stretch limo.
Fucking elitist motherfucker.
“And I will strike down upon thee with great mahogany and furious maple those who would attempt to carve and sculpt My birches. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My wooden swan upon thee.”
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
For Maya.


