It’s OK, Tumblr. Two hours and counting is a perfectly normal amount of time to process a minute-and-a-half video.
Because there are SO MANY people who watch every hand-crafted, artisanal frame of video on Tumblr.
This deserves applause.
::bows:: Thank you. Thank you.
Actually, your discussion about QR codes on Emergency Pants gave me the idea, so applause for you, too.
There may be some more of them strategically placed in the men’s room stalls in the mall as well. Because as long as you’re sitting there doing nothing, you might as well do some online shopping.
Oh, just guerrilla-marketing my Monkey Jesus wall plaque at the mall, as you do.
(I guess I could say “gorilla-marketing”)
Above I present for your edification Monkey Jesus With Colby Replica And Thighs, a multimedia piece (resin, ceramic, leg) brought to you by myself in conjunction with celebrated artist and madman smartasshat, who just happens to have been my Secret-ish Santa and who just happens to have done a bang-up job with my gifts, to wit: a truly excellent bas relief Monkey Jesus of my very own and, as a special bonus, a ceramic version of Toni and Dan’s famous Colby the Traveling Cheese Cube. Many thanks! This is just awesome.
I enjoyed making these, but not nearly as much as I enjoy their current presentation. I’m glad you like them!
Here’s the latest on my Monkey Jesus. It’s drying now. I’m thinking that maybe I should have formed the rolled-up canvas in the sides.
I can still do it when it’s dry, but it’s easier when it’s wet. C’est la vie.
Leaked NASA photo raises more questions about Mars than it answers…
This is what happens when you’re not allowed to kick some ass at pottery class.
I HAVE COME HERE TO SCULPT CLAY AND KICK ASS.
But it’s against the rules to hit each other, so I guess I’ll just work on my Monkey Jesus…
The first stage of my next pottery project.
Clay Monkey Jesus - IN 3D!
Letterman’s firing on all cylinders.
Oh man. That’s so awful, but I would totally reap the rewards from that situation.
Well, I bet that nipped the “unwanted messages” problem in the bud.
You might want to check the history to see what kind of ads your son is posting on Craig’s List.
Hmmm… Long flowing robes… Superpowers… Fighting evil… Propensity for desert-dwelling…
Autocorrect might just have something there.
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blondetiger:
I don’t know if he died for my sins, but he sure as shit died for your manicure.
*I* would die if I saw this on someone’s nails.
JESUS
NAILS
Come on, people! Hasn’t Jesus had up to HERE [holds up hand] with nails?
Seriously!](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmnnz4Js5F1qlo52ao1_250.png)
I don’t know if he died for my sins, but he sure as shit died for your manicure.
*I* would die if I saw this on someone’s nails.
JESUS
NAILS
Come on, people! Hasn’t Jesus had up to HERE [holds up hand] with nails?
Seriously!
Source: blondetiger
BEST BACHELOR PARTY EVER
Is that JezebelTheGreat at The Last Strip Club Buffet?
Did they tip with $2 bills?
Source: boetoe
