Q:Clooney's bat suit was my first thought when I saw that comic, but between the Xanax and the painkillers (im in the hospital) I couldn't post coherently. Glad that you had the same snarky thought! :)
Thanks! I wanted to find a shot with George and Arnold that also highlighted the nipplage, but Google was no help. I almost bit torrented it just to search for the right shot to grab, but my commitment to a joke falls just short of that kind of madness.
Well, THAT joke. There are others that I have gone that far for.
I hope you get well soon. And don’t Bogart the oxies.
You have to wonder how many levels this had to go through to get displayed and read on the air.
(I fixed the aspect ratio of the original.)
reminded me of the time I attached a big water balloon (in matching yellow for camouflage) to the ceiling directly above the chair of a guy who liked to throw water balloons at people.
I had a miniature dart from a jokey desktop decision-making dartboard that I planned to throw at it when he was in position to bring the deluge down upon him. I was ready when he sat down to eat his lunch, but I took pity on him and waited until he was done eating his tuna sandwich.
Unfortunately, he saw it before I could pull the trigger, so the time and peril I went through climbing over the safety rung of a folding ladder I put on top of a table were all for naught.
I’m too nice.
Emily may not be the prettiest thing with plastic parts on bikini-riddled Zuma Beach in Malibu, Calif., but ‘she’ still turns heads.
That’s because Emily — whose name is an acronym for Emergency Integrated Lifesaving Lanyard — is a four-foot-long robotic buoy capable of racing through rough surf at 24 miles per hour. Emily’s creators estimate that the robot can rescue distressed swimmers twelve times as fast as human lifeguards. Take that, David Hasselhoff!
"From a technology perspective, [Emily] is quite innovative," says Howie Choset, a robotics professor at Carnegie Mellon University. “To be able to maneuver such a small craft through choppy waters straight to a drowning victim is incredible.”….
Howie Choset? Did he pick that name? If so, I wonder how he chose it.