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I’m posting this in the tag because more people need to know what actually went down before they blindly go to the aid of all the actresses who were in on the joke THE ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME.
It’s even bigger than that. The song and the reactions and the dresses actually exist in an alternate reality.
Captain Kirk traveled from the future and altered the flow of history, thereby creating an entire new timeline where none of the things people are complaining about even happened.
The evidence is right on the show. The entertainment news stories changed with each alteration to the timeline. The dresses, hairstyles, and even the guests in the audience were altered by Kirk’s interference with our time period. Seriously, Seth MacFarlane isn’t the problem here. It’s that loose cannon Kirk. He’ll probably get busted down to ensign when he gets back.
Well, unless he brings back a couple of fucking capybaras to talk to the weird rodent aliens threatening to destroy the Earth in the 23rd Century.
Dick.
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Source: lostismyconstant
Hiss sweet nothings in my ear…
Star Trek Waffles - Neatorama (via Scott McNulty)
With the Jewish Leonard Nimoy in a yarmulke and the Canadian William Shatner in a toque. Poor color saturation or racism, Kelloggs?
Man, I eat me a mess-o-Eggos but I would never eat these. Bag and board them, yes, but never eat.
I ate Uhura.
Someone get Kirk and Picard here quick! The Nexus is approaching!
Hiss sweet nothings in my ear…
Rebloggination because this is The Most Important Holiday Of The Year*.
* Citation double-sourced from Hallmark® and Kay® Jewelers.
I prefer this cologne.
Girdle Kirk needed to smell WAY better than Shirtless Kirk to snag the alien babes.
Star Trek Reference Achievement UNLOCKED By Conference Presenter
Bonus points for Kirk asking Scotty for more power.
It took all the strength I could muster to refrain from responding (LOUDLY) “I canna change the laws of PHYSICS Captain !!!”
Shatner and Nimoy rock the MySpaceship angle.
