THERE IS A LITTLE PONY IN THE APPLE STORE. What the hell? A beautiful little pony, with a flowing mane, the likes of which my sister would have killed to get for Christmas when she was 7 or 8. And, NOONE is looking at this thing.
Go read the whole thing, then add “tiny pony” to your lexicon.
I think they’d only notice if it were a snow leopard.