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Was your ass forged by Sauron?
Because that shit looks precious.‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ he said.
‘No, but I can,’ Gandalf answered. ‘The letters are Asslish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Sphinctor, which I shall not utter here. But in the common tongue this is what it says:’
“One butt to shake it all, one butt to grind them.
One butt to drop down low and to the dance floor bind them.”
I would read this.
The Lord of the Little Brown Ring:
- The Yellow Shit Is the Ring
- The Two Bowels
- The Return of the Dingleberry
Source: horrordolls
Oh man. That’s so awful, but I would totally reap the rewards from that situation.
Well, I bet that nipped the “unwanted messages” problem in the bud.
You might want to check the history to see what kind of ads your son is posting on Craig’s List.
