I believe we all have one true love
But that one true love resides within ourselves and we project it onto as many people as needed.
I’ve projected my love onto lots of people.
Sometimes I overshoot and hit the sheets, though.
I love you guys
This message is brought to you by the letter M (for “margarita”) and tequila.
Consider the scale of the universe, and we’re all just ants. But if we’re ants, what are ants? Some kind of mini-ant? These are the questions science has no answer for.
Sure, it’s intriguing and quirky and cute that she says these things now, but try them first thing in the morning and see how long you last without turning to drink.
One word: Fractals.
Here it is, guys!! The “Bitches love science” pillow done for a friend.
He’s actually a scientist or something. Something something physicist something. I think. So it was a little daunting doing this for him. He hasn’t gotten it yet, so keep your fingers crossed that he likes it.
And if anyone reading this likes what you see, I have an Etsy shop, too.
It’s true. A known fact about bitches.
This. Is. OUTFUCKINGSTANDING.