The Six Million Dollar Orgasm
I don’t know why, but I hear this in Emperor Palpatine’s voice.
I hear it as the beginning of The Six Million Dollar Man.
Starting Iron Man week off right!
I am all about all of this.
I hope he doesn’t fire his thrusters.
Source: sweetsweetoilsee
Source: cuntamination
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN? - Paul
Smells like grimy-sofa-cushion-filtered meat-farts and beer belches.
(via hodgman)
Source: liezlwashere
An actor in blackface with a weird-ass beard…
How could I resist?
My girlfriend has to learn that the things that work on men don’t always apply elsewhere. As you can see here, she’s trying to make the laundry detergent smarter by putting WO in front of it.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
I think I know what killed Peter Graves.




