Professional sports jokes. Don’t try this at home, kids.
And that’s all. Nothing else.
Forget about how cheesy anyone finds it. Reblog this with your favorite romantic line from a film.
“As you wish.” - The Princess Bride
“Don’t just stare at it, eat it!” – American Psycho
“I know.” - Star Wars
“I HAVE A SPECIAL PURPOSE!” - The Jerk
Source: thejohnblog
I did not think you would think that was a word, WWF. I would say “happy new year to me!” but it was only 8 points…
I’m somebody now! Millions of people play this game every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in a game - that MAKES people. I’m in a game! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Source: rartastic
Chicks dig guys with bulges!
“I was born a poor black child…”
green!
Current status.


