I just got my finger caught in the end of a Wet Ones dispenser, and Karen had to cut it off
There’s another skill I have to take off my résumé.
If I knew it was gonna be THAT kinda party…
The dryer wound my sheets into a big burrito. They were still kind of damp, but I put them on the bed anyway. I turned on the electric blanket in an attempt to dry them, but there’s a chance I’ll be getting into a steam tray tonight.
Maybe I’ll dream about what life is like as a mashed potato buffet.