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eoporto: nostrich: draxiom: Microsoft Word Now Includes Squiggly Blue Line To Alert Writer When Word Is Too Advanced For Mainstream Audience | The Onion I was chastised for using the word mollified on Friday night. I once used “exacerbate” in a work email. People thought it meant “masturbate”. Because they are 12 years old and/or dumb. That incident led to my sending “Word of the Day” emails to our group for a while because they thought I knew all the words. True story.
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Microsoft Word Now Includes Squiggly Blue Line To Alert Writer When Word Is Too Advanced For Mainstream Audience | The Onion

I was chastised for using the word mollified on Friday night.

I once used “exacerbate” in a work email. People thought it meant “masturbate”. Because they are 12 years old and/or dumb.

That incident led to my sending “Word of the Day” emails to our group for a while because they thought I knew all the words.

True story.

Source: The Onion