This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.
I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.
don’t say that word they’ll hear you
The only way this could be better is if the line between the dinosaur fossil and the thing that made them fossils were made of iridium.
Also, aren’t fossils very brittle? I’d worry about breaking it.
It’s more fun to imagine a team of puffins on bobbins on coffins reconstructing the meteor’s path than to spend time wondering why The Register doesn’t just use an actual fucking English word when they write.
Here’s a clearer view of the Chelyabinsk meteor and the its sonic boom.