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“Alex, who are women who look prim and proper on the outside?”

milkglassmao replied to your photo: Here’s the latest on my Monkey Jesus. It’s drying…

That’s what she said.

 rartastic replied to your photo: Here’s the latest on my Monkey Jesus. It’s drying…

Your MOM’S easier when wet.
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  • 6 months ago
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Prometheus: an archaeological perspective (sort of).

By Henry Rothwell

Opening scene:

Chunky unconvincing CGI chap chases a departing ufo to the top of a hill. Drinks something the aliens left behind. Disintegrates into a nearby waterfall.

Cut to the Isle of Sky:

Archaeologist Noomi Rapace is excavating a crevice in a cave with a paintbrush. Shining a small torch into the crevice, she smiles, and tells her assistant to shout to Dr. Holloway, who is excavating a fair distance away down the hill. You can tell he’s an archaeologist, as opposed to another kind of doctor, because he is sieving soil. When his name is called, he instantly throws the sieve to the ground, and pounds up the hill to the cave. Because, as we all know, archaeology can be extraordinarily hard to catch.

Speed is of the essence. He is too slow however, as in the time it takes him to cover the distance, the crevice is now a large cavern, replete with cave art, which Noomi has already dated. It’s 35,000 years old. Possibly older. One bit shows a human figure pointing at some dots. It’s significant. They hold hands. Archaeologists are hot. Archaeology is cool.

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  • 1 year ago
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THERE IS A DOG HIGH-FIVING IN G+ HANGOUT

When cats in Santa hats can high-five dogs in chicken suits in a Google+ hangout, can world peace be far behind?

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    • #speedracerx
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milkglassmao:

Never leave home without your umbrella.

Please tell me you yell “SHIELDS UP!” when you open it.
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milkglassmao:

Never leave home without your umbrella.

Please tell me you yell “SHIELDS UP!” when you open it.

    • #star
    • #trek
    • #umbrella
    • #milkglassmao
  • 1 year ago > milkglassmao
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So out of shape

milkglassmao:

It’s pathetic. I got my dirt throwing aim back, so at least I have one thing going for me. I have a large blister on my palm, which is a bummer.

Traffic in DC has been a nightmare. It’s taken me forever to get home the last two nights. 

I need to meditate or some shit.

You need to get all centered and shit.

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    • #milkglassmao
    • #MORROW
  • 2 years ago > milkglassmao
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redcloud:

I really need new glasses. I can’t read a damn thing on this eye chart!

Kate… Can you help us out here?
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redcloud:

I really need new glasses. I can’t read a damn thing on this eye chart!

Kate… Can you help us out here?

Source: thingsorganizedneatly

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  • 2 years ago > thingsorganizedneatly
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Tumblrchronicity - Headbanger’s Ball Edition
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Tumblrchronicity - Headbanger’s Ball Edition

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  • 2 years ago
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Kate and Guille at the AIC museum.
It was ridiculously great to spend time with these two unicorns.
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Kate and Guille at the AIC museum.

It was ridiculously great to spend time with these two unicorns.

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    • #guillee
    • #chsh
    • #aic
    • #museum
    • #chicago
  • 2 years ago
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Lovely Kate, with her favorite things: A cravat and a gauge.
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Lovely Kate, with her favorite things: A cravat and a gauge.

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    • #aic
    • #chicago
    • #museum
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    • #gauge
    • #cravat
  • 2 years ago
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Oh nothing. Just taking a picture of Kate taking a picture of a cravat.
Like you do.
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Oh nothing. Just taking a picture of Kate taking a picture of a cravat.

Like you do.

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    • #milkglassmao
    • #kate
    • #cravat
    • #aic
    • #museum
    • #chicago
  • 2 years ago
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milkglassmao:

in the fade: monkeyfrog: It’s not that I won’t go, it’s just that the panic about…

inthefade:

monkeyfrog:

It’s not that I won’t go, it’s just that the panic about going has begun. I never said it was rational.

Not a single day passes where I don’t stop what I’m doing, stand in full panic for about ten seconds then say “I wish I didn’t commit to going to Chicago.” And then panic some…

Me three.

I suggest that we hump the panic away.

That’s a good bumper sticker, too.

Source: monkeyfrog

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    • #milkglassmao
    • #kate
  • 2 years ago > monkeyfrog
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