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If you want to know when the definitive moment was that I decided my car’s iPod interface needed more characters, it was while listening to Greg Fitzsimmons’ podcast with Christopher Titus.
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If you want to know when the definitive moment was that I decided my car’s iPod interface needed more characters, it was while listening to Greg Fitzsimmons’ podcast with Christopher Titus.

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    • #cooper
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  • 2 months ago
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The outside of my car stayed clear during NEMOCALYPSE, but the engine compartment filled up with snow. Mother Nature has a weird sense of humor.
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The outside of my car stayed clear during NEMOCALYPSE, but the engine compartment filled up with snow. Mother Nature has a weird sense of humor.

    • #NEMOCALYPSE
    • #blizzard
    • #2013
    • #storm
    • #snow
    • #nemo
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    • #cooper
  • 3 months ago
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The wind left the cars clean as a whistle. 

Except for filling up my MST3K license plate frame with snow.

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    • #2013
    • #blizzard
    • #snow
    • #mst3k
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    • #cooper
    • #kia
    • #soul
  • 3 months ago
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I get replies…

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thunderdolt replied to your photo: So that’s what happens when you get down to NO…

You have negative millilitres? How does that work?

It does bother me that they abbreviate “miles” to “mls”. It should be “mi”. I blame the Germans. The Imperial Brits would have gotten it right.

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dorkitude replied to your photo: So that’s what happens when you get down to NO…
OOooohh, you have a Mini too? I’ve never tried to push mine that far, mainly because I’m not a fan of the idea of having to actually push it. Push it real good… Yeah, you know you’re singing it too

I’ll be Salt, you be Pepa.

I wasn’t planning to (HA, ssss) push it, push it that far, but I mis-read the information in Gas Buddy, which made my intended destination 13 cents per gallon more expensive than I thought. 

Waiting to take a right turn for five minutes at a red light when the person in the front COULD HAVE TAKEN IT didn’t help, either.

Not that I’m bitter.

I’m Salt.

pinkabrinka replied to your photo: There are some who say it…

And now I must love you forever.

Ooo! I should have done that much sooner.

I can’t wait to find out what happens when I get Words with Friends to accept “NI”.

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    • #thunderdolt
    • #dorkitude
    • #pinkabrinka
    • #mini
    • #cooper
    • #imperial
    • #brits
    • #germans
    • #gas
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  • 4 months ago
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So that’s what happens when you get down to NO miles left until you need gas. (I had just pulled into the gas station when the 1 disappeared.)
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So that’s what happens when you get down to NO miles left until you need gas. (I had just pulled into the gas station when the 1 disappeared.)

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    • #cooper
    • #gas
    • #gauge
  • 4 months ago
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Mini-moose mackin’ on me motorin’.
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Mini-moose mackin’ on me motorin’.

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  • 10 months ago
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.
ERROR.
ERROR.
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.

ERROR.

ERROR.

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    • #mini
    • #ice
    • #cream
  • 11 months ago
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The snow from this storm has weird properties.
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The snow from this storm has weird properties.

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  • 1 year ago
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The police just called…

With the asshole’s name and insurance information.

His name is Robert Paulson!

(Not really, but I’m trying to resist posting his asshole name. I’m tryin’ REAL hard, Ringo.)

(His name’s not Ringo, either.)

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    • #mini
    • #cooper
    • #hit and run
    • #fight club
    • #pulp fiction
  • 1 year ago
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This is the asshole who hit my car because I was “an asshole” for not letting him go in front of me. He’s also the asshole who didn’t stop to exchange information, but who DID have to stop at a red light.

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    • #mini
    • #cooper
    • #hit and run
  • 1 year ago
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Aw, why you gotta be like that, Friday?
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Aw, why you gotta be like that, Friday?

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    • #snow
    • #october
    • #friday
  • 1 year ago
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New computers sure ask a lot of questions.
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New computers sure ask a lot of questions.

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    • #mac
    • #mini
    • #login
  • 1 year ago
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indefensible replied to your photo: Oops…

Have spent the past day doing similar. Moving from 13” MBP to 11” MBA. THat means all my heavy files can’t fit. So they’re going on the home iMac. DATA! DUPLICATES! WHAT WILL I LOSE? STAY TUNED!

I had to offload over 400 GB to fit on the Mini’s internal drive. I will soon find out if the official “Movies” folder can be external. I’m glad I have backups galore.

Backups Galore. Wasn’t that a Bond girl?

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    • #lion
    • #i5
  • 1 year ago
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Oops…
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Oops…

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  • 1 year ago
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