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Mitt Romney on a bender.
(He accidentally took a sip of caffeinated tea.)
God Hates Mitt.
Romney Party Yacht of the Day: Oh, Mittens — don’t you know that flying a Cayman Islands flag on a party yacht for $1 million donors is a little obvious?
[abcnews]THE YACHT IS CALLED CRACKER BAY. I REPEAT, THE YACHT IS CALLED CRACKER BAY.
LITTLE-KNOWN FACT: Cracker Bay is the second name the yacht has had. Romney changed it after being told that “Cracker-Ass Cracker” was too obvious.
Source: thedailywhat
Mitt Romney explains how Twitter’s shitty new API rules are Obama’s fault, even though Romney is the one who consulted with them for millions of dollars (which is now in an offshore bank account).


