Mitt Romney on a bender.
(He accidentally took a sip of caffeinated tea.)
Romney Party Yacht of the Day: Oh, Mittens — don’t you know that flying a Cayman Islands flag on a party yacht for $1 million donors is a little obvious?
THE YACHT IS CALLED CRACKER BAY. I REPEAT, THE YACHT IS CALLED CRACKER BAY.
LITTLE-KNOWN FACT: Cracker Bay is the second name the yacht has had. Romney changed it after being told that “Cracker-Ass Cracker” was too obvious.