Reblog with a movie title, replacing the last word with “boobs”
James Bond: The Spy Who Loved Boobs.
Romeo And Boobs
I Heart Boobs
With Six You Get Boobs
A Few Good Boobs
The Wizard of Boobs
Dude, Where’s My Boobs?
Bright Lights, Big Boobs
Things that bother me in movies and TV
- People not watching the road when they drive (look at the damn road!!)
- Someone sticking their gun down the back of their pants (seems really unsafe?)
- Improper application of real-life things, like DEFCON (DEFCON 1 is worse than DEFCON 4 but its like the people who make movies can’t even be bothered with Wikipedia)
- When people brush their teeth but they obviously don’t have any toothpaste in their mouth.
- Not saying hello or goodbye during phone calls.
- Not seeing any breath condensation during scenes that supposedly take place in cold climates
I am totally fine suspending my belief that like, a spaceship could totally go to another galaxy and have a battle with aliens, but as soon as someone hangs up a phone without saying “goodbye” I’m like “THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN”.
When the person on the other line hangs up (without saying goodbye!) and the person left on the phone gets an immediate dial tone. That has ALWAYS annoyed me.
That reminds me: Recently I saw someone on a TV show talking on a cell phone. When the other person hung up, he immediately got the “EH! EH! EH! EH! EH!" loud tone. You know, the one that you hear when you leave a hard-line phone off the hook for ten minutes.
I found a big archive of Canadian war posters.
I can get behind this sentiment.
But I don’t know if it’s possible to lick them over there and then come on Canada. I’ll just use my Yankee ingenuity.
Michael Douglas war movie.
I’m getting too old for this shit, Smalls.
Play it again, Smalls.
Yippee Ki-ya motherSmalls
You’re a wizard, Smalls.
Smalls, you got a panty on your head.
You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight, Smalls! Fight!
Should you or any member of your team be captured or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions, Smalls.
Loser Movie Club
I thought I’d go for an impromptu Loser Movie Night on the occasion of FINALLY finding a chat room that will work on computers and iOS devices (iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad). I assume it will work with Android devices, too.
It will start at 7:00 Eastern so people can go to bed at a reasonable hour.
The chat thing is called Talker. To go to the chat room, you can either go to this link and be a guest, or I can email you an invitation (I contend that “invite” is still a verb). You can Askbox me your email address and you’ll get a link to create a login and continue to the chat room.
Yes! He’s a total ending-spoiler!
(He absolutely loved the ending.)
Years ago, I spent some time with two of my cousins who are sisters, then about seven and four years old. Sleeping with the Enemy had just come out, and I read the Boston Globe’s review of it the day before. They had gone to see the movie and the seven-year-old gave a review of it that hit every single point that the Globe did, and she stopped at the same appropriate part of the story so as not to give anything away.
As I internally admired her natural reviewing ability, her sister blurted out, “THE BAD GUY DIES!”
It was hilarious.
Answers Other People Could Give
- 101 Dalmatians
- Pet Sematary
- Three Amigos
- Eight Is Enough
- Cheaper by the Dozen
- Get Shorty
- Clash of the Titans
- Conan the Barbarian
- The Babysitter
- The Stepfather
- The Punisher
- Poison Ivy
- 2 Fast 2 Furious
DESCRIBE YOUR LAST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE USING A FILM TITLE.
alien vs. predator
three men and a baby
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
While You Were Sleeping.
Batteries Not Included