"It's got that New Coke smell..." is not a compliment.

When a corporation farts, I’ll believe it’s a human being.

Dylan Ratigan

How Do You Know a Corporation Isn’t a Person? | | United RepublicUnited Republic

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Two words: New Coke.

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This cartoon needs a caption! Enter our caption contest.

Of course you took a shower this morning, sir. It’s the breath.

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I’ll not bow to threats, Twitter. You can pry new Twitter into my cold, dead hands! Wait. What?
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I’ll not bow to threats, Twitter. You can pry new Twitter into my cold, dead hands!

Wait. What?