On June 4, 1873 when Jacques and Joseph Montgolfier tested out one of their new flying machines, a hot air balloon, it settled down about 7-8 minutes after takeoff. A huge success, except to the peasant workers who believed it was the moon was falling from the sky. They attacked it and destroyed it.
What would make us react that way today? A person materializing out of thin air?
A black president.
Went to DC and did a SUPER SECRET THING. I’m still in the happiest state of shock. Can’t wait to show you next week!
Holy hell, I hope Hannah did My Drunk Kitchen with Michelle Obama.
Can you imagine them drinking and spouting off goofy puns while Michelle tries to get Hannah to cook something healthy?
Please please please please let that be the SUPER SECRET THING!
Fried egg, sharp cheddar, and blueberry pancake sandwiches.
SPECIAL BEHIND-THE-SANDWICH INFO:
Upon the first bite of the second sandwich, half the yolk squirted out and ran down the front of my shirt.
I still put this in the “win” column.
Now I need pancakes.
2008 was the last time I carved a pumpkin, according to the NSA.
Daniel Day-Lewis is amazing.
Not a Single Damn of the Day
An amusing shot of the First Family looking at their smartphones during yesterday’s inauguration ceremony.
It was Sasha’s idea for all of them to tweet Donald Trump “GO FUCK YOURSELF!" at the same time, and who can say no to such an adorable girl?
This fucking butt baby pays to have a card made then goes out and buys himself dinner. He then eats his food (no doubt with a raging boner the entire time) knowing full well at the end he is going to leave this dick smell of a card for the person who served him instead of a tip. What a load of cock dust.
First of all, Prop 30 is a California state proposition to help fund schools. It has nothing to do with Obama. Regardless, it also only affects those who make $250k or more a year. Yet this walking talking flacid dick still leaves it.
I’ll tell you what, I don’t think I like this guy.
will pay to go OUT TO EAT but not tip, fuck people like this, fuck them so hard.
What an idiot.
I hope he saved some of that precious discretionary spending by only printing enough of those dicky cards to leave just one for each restaurant in town. Because goddess (and universal healthcare) help him if he goes back to a place where he pulled that assholish, cowardly move a second time.