southern arizonans shocked by sudden sensation believed to be known as “cold”
“we forget seasons existed,” mourned teenagers huddled together in nothing but shorts and t-shirts
meanwhile reports from northern arizonans consist of entertaining stories of tossing pots of boiling water into the 3° night air until they can no longer stand to carry the pots in and out on rotation because its fucking COLD
it was a balmy -8 on my walk to class early this morning. wanna see my braincicles?
Why would someone throw perfectly good boiling water outside?