Do cats withhold their physics knowledge from us on purpose, or is it just that they can’t communicate with us? Is that what they’re trying to tell us when they meow?
"Listen up, High-Pockets: For each action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction."
"Oh, you want din-din?"
"No, you stupid biped bitch, I’m trying to teach you some… Mmm. That smells good."
"You like that? Here you go Fluffy."
"OK, I’ll eat. But after I chow down on this sweet salmon and gravy, I’m going to school you on some cool physics. Well… After I clean myself. Oh, and take a nap. Listen, just remind me where we left off, OK?"