SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING
this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION.
That’s it. I’m going on a thirty year Potato Cleanse.
I picked these up today at the local discount store that mostly stocks products that failed. Seems to me they failed because of the boring name, bad package design, or maybe the use of Comic Sans in the company logo, because the chips are great. They’re kettle-style (like Cape Cod chips) cracked pepper and sea salt flavor, and they didn’t fucking skimp on the cracked pepper. WHOO!
I expected olive oil to be just one of the many oils used, but nope. It’s the only oil used. The ingredient list is pleasingly short: Potatoes, olive oil, cracked pepper, and sea salt. That’s it. Eating these is like traveling back in time to the invention of the potato chip.
A+ Would eat again.
The dryer wound my sheets into a big burrito. They were still kind of damp, but I put them on the bed anyway. I turned on the electric blanket in an attempt to dry them, but there’s a chance I’ll be getting into a steam tray tonight.
Maybe I’ll dream about what life is like as a mashed potato buffet.