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    • #two
    • #pi
    • #pie
    • #blueberry
    • #pumpkin
    • #mrs smith
    • #natural
    • #juices
    • #food
    • #pi day
  • 2 months ago
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It’s bean time!

The tally:

  • 9.8 pounds
  • 4.5 quarts
  • 34 servings
  • 5,075 calories (149/serving)
  • 395 fat calories (12/serving)
  • 990 g total carbs (29 g/serving)
  • 377 g sugar (11 g/serving)
  • 163 g fiber (5 g/serving)
  • 208 g protein (6 g/serving)
  • 15,810 mg sodium (465 mg/serving)
  • 100% yummy
    • #beans
    • #food
    • #spicy
    • #pineapple
    • #hot
    • #crock
    • #pot
    • #maple
    • #syrup
    • #pumpkin
    • #beer
  • 4 months ago
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How the magic happens.
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How the magic happens.

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    • #barack
    • #o'lantern
    • #obama
    • #pumpkin
    • #halloween
    • #jack o'lantern
  • 6 months ago
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Here are the Barack O’Lanterns I made four years ago.

Source: smartasshat

    • #barack
    • #o'lantern
    • #obama
    • #halloween
    • #pumpkin
    • #jack o'lantern
  • 6 months ago
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BRB composing my vows.
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BRB composing my vows.

    • #ben
    • #jerry
    • #pumpkin
    • #ice
    • #cream
  • 1 year ago
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beefranck:

fat-animals:

A squirrel that is fat (and festive.)

There is nothing about this that I don’t love.

“It’s a trap!”
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beefranck:

fat-animals:

A squirrel that is fat (and festive.)

There is nothing about this that I don’t love.

“It’s a trap!”

Source: fat-animals

    • #halloween
    • #squirrel
    • #pumpkin
    • #admiral
    • #ackbar
  • 1 year ago > fat-animals
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smartasshat:

Cemetery foliage

Remember.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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smartasshat:

Cemetery foliage

Remember.

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

    • #veteran's
    • #day
    • #cemetery
    • #foliage
    • #pumpkin
  • 2 years ago > smartasshat
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Barack O’Lantern and Shawna Shawna mugs. 
Badass caffeination, yo.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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Barack O’Lantern and Shawna Shawna mugs. 

Badass caffeination, yo.

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

    • #barack
    • #obama
    • #pumpkin
    • #shawna
    • #mug
    • #shot
  • 2 years ago
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Happy National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day!
(via)
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Happy National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day!

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    • #pumpkin
    • #cheesecake
  • 2 years ago
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