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thekatcameback:

ughwhocares:

brainstatic:

10 million percent done with everything.

See ya later, world. It’s been real.

So… Basically “NOT VEGETARIAN”
I don’t want to be one of “those” vegetarians, but I haven’t had a bite of meat, gelatin, lard, etc. for ten years. A DECADE. It really pisses me off when people who “sometime eat meat” or “sometimes eat vegetarian things” call themselves a vegetarian. It’s a very specific thing. You don’t become one for the label. You become one because its something you believe in. It’s simple people: if you aren’t a vegetarian, don’t call yourself one. It’s not a big deal. I’m not cooler than you because I call myself a vegetarian, it’s just what I am.

Hey! I’m a demivegetarian, in that I have bread when I feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and fruit-bats and large chinchillas.
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thekatcameback:

ughwhocares:

brainstatic:

10 million percent done with everything.

See ya later, world. It’s been real.

So… Basically “NOT VEGETARIAN”

I don’t want to be one of “those” vegetarians, but I haven’t had a bite of meat, gelatin, lard, etc. for ten years. A DECADE. It really pisses me off when people who “sometime eat meat” or “sometimes eat vegetarian things” call themselves a vegetarian. It’s a very specific thing. You don’t become one for the label. You become one because its something you believe in. It’s simple people: if you aren’t a vegetarian, don’t call yourself one. It’s not a big deal. I’m not cooler than you because I call myself a vegetarian, it’s just what I am.

Hey! I’m a demivegetarian, in that I have bread when I feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and fruit-bats and large chinchillas.

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    • #demivegetarian
    • #monty
    • #python
    • #holy
    • #grail
    • #feast
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gorillasushi:

No.
But if I ever overhear someone asking themselves the same question, I’m going to yell “Rape jokes!” or “Kids with cancer!”

Me [from a distance, using King Arthur voice]: A CRUTCH!
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gorillasushi:

No.

But if I ever overhear someone asking themselves the same question, I’m going to yell “Rape jokes!” or “Kids with cancer!”

Me [from a distance, using King Arthur voice]: A CRUTCH!

    • #monty
    • #python
    • #holy
    • #grail
    • #wifeoftj
    • #gorillasushi
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sblaufuss:

WANT
(source)

The Knights Who Say “Pee!”
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sblaufuss:

WANT

(source)

The Knights Who Say “Pee!”

    • #monty
    • #python
    • #holy
    • #grail
    • #ni
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Yes, it’s insufferable to quote Monty Python. But in my defense, Greg opened the door to movie silliness.
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Yes, it’s insufferable to quote Monty Python. But in my defense, Greg opened the door to movie silliness.

    • #gknauss
    • #twitter
    • #movie
    • #film
    • #monty
    • #python
    • #holy
    • #grail
    • #quote
  • 2 months ago
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There are some who say it…
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There are some who say it…

    • #knights
    • #they say it
    • #monty
    • #python
    • #holy
    • #grail
    • #ni
    • #wwf
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Python purge: Florida contest turns public loose in Everglades

If you have 30 minutes and $25, and you can make your way to the Everglades, you can be a snake wrangler.

The Sunshine State is hosting a month-long “Python Challenge” beginning Jan.12 with cash prizes of up to $1,500 for the biggest snakes caught.

How much do the snakes get for catching the biggest human?

    • #python
    • #florida
    • #contest
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I think some inept ka-niggits are preparing to invade my house.

    • #trojan
    • #bunny
    • #monty
    • #python
    • #holy
    • #grail
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blanddiva11:

terrillific:

Hilarious! the word FUCK

(by wickedwildabeast666)

“Incompetence”. But yeah. Funny

Also, I express fucking “dissatisfaction” with the fucking spelling in the fucking “sentences”.

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    • #fuck
    • #monty
    • #python
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NO ONE expects Djokovic to be serving for his life in the 4th set in the first round.

    • #monty
    • #python
    • #spanish
    • #inquisition
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