We Get Questions
(And by “we” I mean “I”)
Regarding this auction:
Hello! I am interested in bidding on your item and I notice that everytime I put in a bid, I lose and have to bid again. I am aware this could be part of your account options, and is for business and to make as much money as possible, but I would like to know if the bidding will go over 399.00 because I will stop bidding if that is true. Thank You! I am looking forward to hearing back and once again I am interested in this, but if this is a bidding scam I can always look for another item.
YOU GOT ME!
Now that you’ve asked, I have to tell you. Of course it’s a bidding scam. Specifically against YOU. I hate you. No matter how much you bid, you will lose. Go ahead. Give it a try. Bid into the stratosphere. You can’t win.
Also, the bidding will definitely go WAY over the “Buy It Now” price. It’s only logical.
Thanks for accusing, and happy bidding!
PBS to Rep. Phil Gingrey: “Are Republicans going to help create jobs? How do you do that and not spend money?”
He then talks for 1m 15s about how healthcare reform is needed, but what we really need are jobs, people would take their jobs back even without healthcare, and “everyone knows we need reform but we need jobs first.”
And then some bullshit about the president being “likable.”
If I had a political TV show it would be “Answer the fucking question.” It would not be live, and the only way that your answer gets on there is if you answer the fucking question, not repeat your same old tired talking points.
(Also, no politician would go on it, I’m sure.)
I’m sure a Kickstarter project could easily raise a few million dollars for your show. I see a nice hook in call-and-response audience participation:
TJ: [setup, setup, setup; question?] “And now it’s time for you to…”
Audience: “ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!”
Guest: [blah blah blah avoid avoid avoid]
TJ: [Points to audience]
Audience:“ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!”
Shat’s Kitteh Corner
I was curious—Eating grass triggers the natural process of regurgitation of indigestible foods including its own fur balls which would otherwise obstruct the system. This can appear as if the cat is being violently ill but it’s beneficial to the cat.
You’re right. I let her out to eat grass to benefit her digestion. (She’s an indoor cat.) If she eats too much grass she horks it up. Sometimes she horks up the grass with a hairball. SUCCESS!
She also loves her hairball medicine, which is a tube of greasy stuff to help hairballs pass through her system. (I call it Goop.) You might think she likes it because it’s chicken or salmon flavored, but NOOOO. It’s malt flavor. Yes, malt. And she LOVES it. She’s not at all impressed with the salmon flavor Goop.
Cats are weird, and mine is one of the weirder ones.