I can’t imagine being interred in the ground for most of your existence. You can understand why zombies are so quick to escape the confines of the earth and go all cadaverous rampage on the local populace. This daikon radish, which was unearthed in Hyogo, Japan, probably wont be feasting on your squishy grey matter any time soon, but it sure as hell looks like it needs to get someplace in a hurry. Run, radish, run! For now you are free!
Graters Gonna Grate