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Earth-like Planets Abound In Red Dwarf Systems 
Slow-burning stars may host civilizations far more advanced than our own

Um… DUH!
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Earth-like Planets Abound In Red Dwarf Systems

Slow-burning stars may host civilizations far more advanced than our own

Um… DUH!

    • #krypton
    • #red
    • #sun
    • #superman
    • #rocket
  • 4 months ago
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tj:

(words words words)

I would like a copy of Brave that consists solely of Merida’s hair. Nothing else.
That has to exist at Pixar, right?
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tj:

(words words words)

I would like a copy of Brave that consists solely of Merida’s hair. Nothing else.

That has to exist at Pixar, right?

    • #brave
    • #red
    • #curly
    • #hair
    • #my kryptonite
  • 4 months ago > tj
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I had no idea there was a Republican Convention in Chongqing, China.
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I had no idea there was a Republican Convention in Chongqing, China.

    • #river
    • #red
    • #blood
    • #tcot
    • #republican
    • #gop
  • 9 months ago
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nevver:

What the lines on the cup mean
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nevver:

What the lines on the cup mean

(via abundanceofcalm)

Source: nevver

    • #matrix
    • #keanu
    • #whoa
    • #red
    • #cup
    • #solo
  • 1 year ago > nevver
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FancyCwabs did a great job singing Prince’s Little Red Corvette on karaoke night at the Chicago(ish) Tweetup last week.

Enjoy! 

    • #chsh
    • #fancycwabs
    • #prince
    • #little
    • #red
    • #corvette
  • 1 year ago
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smartasshat:

…In every episode.
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smartasshat:

…In every episode.

    • #star
    • #trek
    • #valentine
    • #red
    • #shirt
    • #valentine
  • 1 year ago > smartasshat
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redcloud:

sonicbloom11:

kalamazu:

tavortiz:

La nieve en manos de un geómetra.

This was in Porter Square last winter, right outside my gym.

That is impressive.

Plenty of MIT nerds ride the T in from Porter Square….

That poor Red Shirt.
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redcloud:

sonicbloom11:

kalamazu:

tavortiz:

La nieve en manos de un geómetra.

This was in Porter Square last winter, right outside my gym.

That is impressive.

Plenty of MIT nerds ride the T in from Porter Square….

That poor Red Shirt.

Source: tavortiz

    • #star
    • #trek
    • #red
    • #shirt
    • #by any other name
  • 1 year ago > tavortiz
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mfsb:

Planets Under a Red Sun 
This artist’s concept illustrates a young, red dwarf star surrounded by three planets. Such stars are dimmer and smaller than yellow stars like our sun, which makes them ideal targets for astronomers wishing to take images of planets outside our solar system, called exoplanets. NASA’s Galaxy Evolution Explorer is helping to identify young, red dwarf stars that are close to us by detecting their ultraviolet light (stars give off a lot of ultraviolet light in their youth). 
Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech

Which one is Krypton?
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mfsb:

Planets Under a Red Sun 

This artist’s concept illustrates a young, red dwarf star surrounded by three planets. Such stars are dimmer and smaller than yellow stars like our sun, which makes them ideal targets for astronomers wishing to take images of planets outside our solar system, called exoplanets. NASA’s Galaxy Evolution Explorer is helping to identify young, red dwarf stars that are close to us by detecting their ultraviolet light (stars give off a lot of ultraviolet light in their youth).

Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech

Which one is Krypton?

    • #motherfuckin
    • #space
    • #bitchez
    • #red
    • #sun
    • #krypton
    • #superman
  • 1 year ago > mfsb
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A guy who made a clay zombie vampire walks into a bar…

And as he’s telling the bartender about the clay zombie vampire, she can’t hear him because the Red Sox game is too loud. She goes to the TV and turns down the volume. Except it’s not the volume button and now the Red Sox game, or ANY channel except static, won’t come back.

Now the ranting and raving and whining and bitching ensues from one patron. And ensues. And ensues some more. Mind you, the game was on a TV 15 feet away. The fucking asshole would not shut the fuck up and just watch it on the other TV.

Eventually he got the hint from everyone shunning him that he was not welcome. Perhaps it was when the bartender said: “You know, if you HURRY, you can catch the end of the game FROM HOME.”

Us guys are good with those subtle hints.

    • #clay
    • #zombie
    • #vampire
    • #bar
    • #bartender
    • #red
    • #sox
  • 1 year ago
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So you’re spending $75 extra a year to… What? Tell colorblind people what color your van is?
And don’t commit any crimes. 
“What kind of vehicle was it?”
“It was a red van!”
“What was the license plate?”
“It was REDVAN!”
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So you’re spending $75 extra a year to… What? Tell colorblind people what color your van is?

And don’t commit any crimes. 

“What kind of vehicle was it?”

“It was a red van!”

“What was the license plate?”

“It was REDVAN!”

    • #red
    • #van
    • #license
    • #plate
  • 2 years ago
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Incongruous? Ironic? Either way, an Arrest-Me-Red Stealth is pretty funny.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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Incongruous? Ironic? Either way, an Arrest-Me-Red Stealth is pretty funny.

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

    • #stealth
    • #red
  • 2 years ago
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This is what men at the Chinese restaurant that we went to on Friday have to stare at for as long as it takes their bladders to empty.

“The Rivalry Continues”

Jason Varitek vs. Alex Rodriguez

July 24, 2004

I bet Yankees fans get pissed.

(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)

    • #red
    • #sox
    • #yankees
    • #chinese
    • #urinal
  • 2 years ago
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…In every episode.
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…In every episode.

    • #star
    • #trek
    • #valentine
    • #red
    • #shirt
  • 2 years ago
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How many OCD twitterers are getting FREAKED OUT about the colors on their page? Luckily, mine already has a red theme… BUT AAAAGGGHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!
Ummm… [ahem] Yeah…
So those OCD people are lame, huh?
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How many OCD twitterers are getting FREAKED OUT about the colors on their page? Luckily, mine already has a red theme… BUT AAAAGGGHHH MAKE IT STOP!!!

Ummm… [ahem] Yeah…

So those OCD people are lame, huh?

    • #twitter
    • #aids
    • #red
    • #color
  • 3 years ago
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