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brainslush replied to your quote: Trinitr-O-toluene!
HA HA HA HA… well played

Thanks. I laughed out loud when I remembered that there’s an O in the middle of the word for TNT.

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elizabethplaid replied to your post: Whenever I see the Tumblr popup “Posted to…” at the bottom of the page, I’m genuinely surprised that something on Tumblr worked.
You’re not really sorry.

How DARE you!

I’m as sorry as Tumblr is when they fuck up their system.

Oh. Yeah. Heh.

You’ve got a point, there.

Carry on.

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  • 1 month ago
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potjie replied to your photo: App Dot Net is good for when the point of the joke…

Netbot is a great iOS client.

I do have that one, as well as Raptor, hAppy, Rivr, and my favorite so far, Riposte. On the Mac I use Wedge.

One important feature for me is a pleasing dark theme, and Riposte has the best one.

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  • 1 month ago
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braincooksidea replied to your photo: I don’t know if this will work, but I want to…

I already have nightmares about spider-goats. Now this.

Sorry.

If it helps, I’m going to have nightmares about brains cooking now.

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  • 2 months ago
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fancycwabs replied to your photo: I don’t know if this will work, but I want to…

This should eliminate the grease, but it you might end up with a dry, wrinkly sausage.

There’s no way these sausages will be dry. Cooking them in a frying pan last night left a giant lake of grease. But your concern gives me hope that this might work to knock them down to a normal level of fat.

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debshock replied to your photo: I don’t know if this will work, but I want to…

You don’t have a rack?

I could use a rack, but it would be a bitch to wash. As long as the toothpicks don’t poke holes in the foil, there’s nothing to wash. Plus, this way just looks funny.

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davislove replied to your photo: I don’t know if this will work, but I want to…
A small wire rack would work too. :)

See above.

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insooutso replied to your photo: I don’t know if this will work, but I want to…

Brilliant. Awaiting results.

Thanks! So far, so good, In so, Out so.

I’m cooking them for an hour at 300°F (so the grease doesn’t splatter everywhere) in a convection oven. That should cook them thoroughly.

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  • 2 months ago
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rartastic replied to your photo: I laughed right the fuck out loud.

wait. how is your background still black?

I’m using Nice Tumblr, which has a sweet black template (and others, too). 

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  • 2 months ago
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I get replies…

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thunderdolt replied to your photo: So that’s what happens when you get down to NO…

You have negative millilitres? How does that work?

It does bother me that they abbreviate “miles” to “mls”. It should be “mi”. I blame the Germans. The Imperial Brits would have gotten it right.

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dorkitude replied to your photo: So that’s what happens when you get down to NO…
OOooohh, you have a Mini too? I’ve never tried to push mine that far, mainly because I’m not a fan of the idea of having to actually push it. Push it real good… Yeah, you know you’re singing it too

I’ll be Salt, you be Pepa.

I wasn’t planning to (HA, ssss) push it, push it that far, but I mis-read the information in Gas Buddy, which made my intended destination 13 cents per gallon more expensive than I thought. 

Waiting to take a right turn for five minutes at a red light when the person in the front COULD HAVE TAKEN IT didn’t help, either.

Not that I’m bitter.

I’m Salt.

pinkabrinka replied to your photo: There are some who say it…

And now I must love you forever.

Ooo! I should have done that much sooner.

I can’t wait to find out what happens when I get Words with Friends to accept “NI”.

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  • 4 months ago
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beefranck replied to your photo: Fifty Shades of Marketing (at Spencer Gifts)
HA! By the way, the show next week is at an honest to god sex shop. I could use some guidance on what to buy. :)

Just don’t ask for the big red vibrator on the wall. That’s the fire extinguisher.

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elizabethplaid replied to your photo I like it when sale flyers…: 

sex makes you go bald?

Yes, in that the more sex a man has, the more testosterone he produces, which accelerates whatever genetic propensity he has for losing hair.

But I was referring to the end result of a pregnancy, which makes you tear your hair out.

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  • 5 months ago
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jennipur replied to your photoset I’m still working out the microwave power/timing… : 

You, sir, are a credit to the human race. Now, shut up and take my money.

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insooutso replied to your photoset I’m still working out the microwave power/timing… : 

I think chicken periods are utterly disgusting and I wouldn’t eat them to save my mother’s life, but this is cool enough to own a mini share of Etsy. Rock out 10 of them and put them in a store.

Thank you. That sounds like a good idea. (I made it in a 2 hour x 10 week pottery class for $150.)

If I were to do such a thing, how much do you think people would pay?

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  • 5 months ago
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rartastic replied to your photo: “Robert Goulet guest stars as Joe Epic” Why are…

I’VE BEEN WATCHING M:I too!! I’m still on season 1 though.

Isn’t it hilarious how almost everyone Martin Landau’s character impersonates already looks exactly like Martin Landau?

And what about how Cinnamon, a world-famous model who is on magazine covers everywhere, goes undercover and no one recognizes her?

And when they go undercover in another country, they speak English and just harden some of their “R”s and everyone is OK with it.

And when someone is “tortured,” they just get the back of the hand once and spill everything.

If memory serves, you’re doing your Star Trek homework, too. You’ll notice that the music is almost the same, and lots of actors were on both shows because they were both Desilu/Paramount productions. For example, the guy who turned the redshirts into styrofoam dodecahedrons appears on Mission Impossible many times.

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  • 5 months ago
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incognito-vegkat replied to your photo: When I make banana bread, I don’t fuck around….

Oopsie… I must have read that wrong… I thought you said “boxes of mix.” (I’m sorry. My momma raised me to be a banana-bread-is-only-from-scratch snob.)

OK, you caught me. There was a little fucking around. 

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  • 5 months ago
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beefranck replied to your photo: When I make banana bread, I don’t fuck around….

So turned on right now.

My job here is done.

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pixiepaperdollcartoon replied to your photo: When I make banana bread, I don’t fuck around….

I never would have thought to add coffee! I add extra bananas to mine, both mashed and sliced into disks so you get some “chunkage”. It’s super tasty toasted with cream cheese.

It was a spur-of-the-moment thing. I had one cup left over in the thermos. When I was making the banana bread, I went “Heeeyyyy! Waitaminnit.”

You can’t taste it explicitly. It lends more of a subtly complex note. The aroma was really evident when it was baking.

Aside from the taste, I kinda like having caffeinated banana bread.

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  • 5 months ago
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beefranck replied to your post: beefranck replied to your photo: My people. Let me…

BFFs

(Bowel Fart Fecals)

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  • 5 months ago
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