Forgot to show you the repulsive Yelp lounge. They put out candy dishes filled with candy-colored objects that turned out to just be Yelp buttons. A bowl what looked like red licorice turned out to be Yelp ballpoint pens. Yelp is a smasher of dreams.
I hope you gave that place a scathing review.
Yes! He’s a total ending-spoiler!
(He absolutely loved the ending.)
Years ago, I spent some time with two of my cousins who are sisters, then about seven and four years old. Sleeping with the Enemy had just come out, and I read the Boston Globe’s review of it the day before. They had gone to see the movie and the seven-year-old gave a review of it that hit every single point that the Globe did, and she stopped at the same appropriate part of the story so as not to give anything away.
As I internally admired her natural reviewing ability, her sister blurted out, “THE BAD GUY DIES!”
It was hilarious.