I just DIYd myself into a sex coma
Whenever I have penis again, I hope my vagina doesn’t get scared and run away since it’s been so long.
Also, I totally used the term DIY orgasm with my gynecologist today.
I once described the timing of something to my female doctor as “Ever since Mother Nature said, ‘Shake hands with Mr. Happy!’”
It was a Robin Williams line. She didn’t crack a smile.
WELCOME TO THE SNUGGLEDOME!
The president of Food For The Poor is called Robin Mahfood.
(Hat-tip to @Craster)
There is no way I want to go on living if this is not an elaborate hoax.
I mean really… who would do that to their own child?
His middle name is Grabin.
If They Had These In Captain America Style
Two new designs, based around the costumes worn by Batman and Robin in the TV series decades ago
my fiancee would die
Which one’s the left and which one’s the right?
You know, so you can have Dynamic Dogs. Caped Kickers.
I’ll just see myself out.
But that’s IT!
Oh. And party.
And THAT’S ALL! She doesn’t want to do ANYTHING ELSE!
Except get down. BUT THAT’S IT!