I finished my bread-shaped egg cooker.
Imma have me a egg sammich fo breffiss tamary!
there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts
there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police
SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.
They relish the idea of punishing crime.
No matter how fast you speed, they’ll catchup.
And in case your panini press goes haywire:
And for ill chickens, turkeys, pigs, and cows:
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I’m making a bread-shaped egg cooker for perfect egg sandwiches.
LADIES…
If your sandwich is on fire…
If your sandwich needs rescuing…
Call us.
Artisanal scrambled eggs embedded with Wisconsin, New York, and Vermont shredded gourmet sharp cheddar over crumbled maple sausage on a bed of melted Hoffman’s Super Sharp cheddar slices enrobing toasted Asiago cheese bagel halves, and topped off with fresh-ground peppercorn medley.
Happy Cheester!
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
Oh good! There’s a place to bring your sick or injured turkeys, chickens, cows, pigs, (and for some people) deer, bears, snakes, and alligators to care for them before they become sandwiches.
I don’t know why a dog is on the sign. That’s just gross.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
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If anyone accidentally catches their turkey sandwich on fire today, I know who can rescue it.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
Source: smartasshat
Happy National Sandwich Day!
Mean. The Sandwich.
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They went all the way to 17th Street for lunch.“You’ve got to try this sandwich,” she says. “Trust me for once.”
Kind of a leap of faith but he does more of that sort of thing these days.
“What do you think?” she asks.
“Kind of distant,” he replies.
“I mean the sandwich,” she says, glancing around at the posters and the charm of the peeling paint.
She takes a packet of sugar and wraps it around the end of wee straw. She goes as far as she can go without spilling and then comes back.
She learned that from him.
“Then so did I,” he says. “Mean the sandwich, that is.”
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Phone safari #902.
NYC
{…via trelvix-a-go-go - blurry bits of my life through phone pictures…}
noahoe:infrontoftheocean:lenamania:100percentleon:petermackedyou:
are you serious?
WOW.
FUCK YOU GUYS.
OMG
In sandwich
fact
uhh what?
The cops were called “heros.”
Eating a sandwich.
He’s so cute I want to EAT HIM UP!
And, they make their own gravy!
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