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sblaufuss replied to your photoset: This is the asshole who hit my car because I was…

Hahahaha - GLORIOUS! Make him pay.

It’s past my girlfriend’s bedtime, and she read this as “Make him gay.”

Keeping in mind that I support and respect gay people, and being gay is in no way a punishment, that would be a great punishment. Plus a great start to my compensation, as well.

“Suck it! SUCK IT!! I SAID SUCK IT!!”

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One of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes comics.
For Bridget and Shane, from a discussion in Emergency Pants #170.
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One of my favorite Calvin & Hobbes comics.

For Bridget and Shane, from a discussion in Emergency Pants #170.

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    • #booger
    • #freeze
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  • 4 months ago
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WHAT THE FUCK’S HAPPENIN’?!  Aw, SHIT, man!
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WHAT THE FUCK’S HAPPENIN’?!  Aw, SHIT, man!

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    • #fiction
    • #trigger
    • #discipline
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  • 5 months ago
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Trigger discipline, Vincent!
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Trigger discipline, Vincent!

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  • 5 months ago
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New Candy Bar Name

Mousse Knuckle

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  • 8 months ago
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sblaufuss:

mathcat345:

nevver:

Lift, X Planes

If I had one of these, it would be easy to get containers of cat litter up to the third floor. I could just whirr up to the deck, drop off a container, and whirr back down to pick up another.
Am not sure where to store the device. Maybe it folds up for easy storage like so many of those items they sell on television
I would not dress as formally as this gentleman, however.

This was taken right before they figured out it was a bad idea to put the rotors under the pilot.

Although they DID have the foresight to test it over the water. It’s hard to wash that much blood and formal attire shreds off of pavement.
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sblaufuss:

mathcat345:

nevver:

Lift, X Planes

If I had one of these, it would be easy to get containers of cat litter up to the third floor. I could just whirr up to the deck, drop off a container, and whirr back down to pick up another.

Am not sure where to store the device. Maybe it folds up for easy storage like so many of those items they sell on television

I would not dress as formally as this gentleman, however.

This was taken right before they figured out it was a bad idea to put the rotors under the pilot.

Although they DID have the foresight to test it over the water. It’s hard to wash that much blood and formal attire shreds off of pavement.

Source: xplanes

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sblaufuss replied to your photo: I got a pickle with my sandwich today at the deli.

I’m a little self-conscious right now.

blanddiva11 replied to your photo: Here is my pickle, with a dime for scale. This was…

I thought your pickle was much bigger.

 lauralizcurran replied to your photo: Here is my pickle, with a dime for scale. This was…

Is that a dime in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 apethink replied to your photo: Here is my pickle, with a dime for scale. This was…

They sure do pickle and dime you at that deli.

 sblaufuss replied to your photo: Here is my pickle, with a dime for scale. This was…

I’m feeling magnificent right now.

 beefranck replied to your photo: Here is my pickle, with a dime for scale. This was…

Aw, it’s so cute! *giggles* Wait, did it just get smaller?

 beefranck replied to your photo: I got a pickle with my sandwich today at the deli.

Jealous.

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Youse guys are funny.

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