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sblaufuss:

What. What is this?

Girlsmoochology.

The scientific study of girls smooching.

SCIENCE!

Source: aj-cook

    • #girls
    • #smooch
    • #science
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To give your baby lower-fat milk, just stand on your head.
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To give your baby lower-fat milk, just stand on your head.

SCIENCE!

    • #milk
    • #breast
    • #baby
    • #science
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Fun Fact: Primates have an instinctual urge to mirror what another member of the group is doing.
SCIENCE!
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Fun Fact: Primates have an instinctual urge to mirror what another member of the group is doing.

SCIENCE!

(via vladthedevil)

Source: copyranter

    • #science
    • #primate
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Sure, it’s controversial, but I’m just glad Google is supporting science today.
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Sure, it’s controversial, but I’m just glad Google is supporting science today.

    • #google
    • #doodle
    • #evolucion
    • #evolution
    • #science
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vegkat:

forestine:

purepopfornowpeople:

broadcastfailure:

littleorphanammo:

psychedelic-physicist:

Now what atheist?

…
OMG.

HOW ME A DOG LEARNED ENGLISH?

Bro, do you even water cycle?

“Science”, eh?


I guess they finally won. Could someone direct me to the nearest church, please?

That’s easy. Science only told us to drink water in the last few years. Before that, we drank soda. Duh.
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vegkat:

forestine:

purepopfornowpeople:

broadcastfailure:

littleorphanammo:

psychedelic-physicist:

Now what atheist?

…

OMG.

HOW ME A DOG LEARNED ENGLISH?

Bro, do you even water cycle?

“Science”, eh?

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I guess they finally won. Could someone direct me to the nearest church, please?

That’s easy. Science only told us to drink water in the last few years. Before that, we drank soda. Duh.

(via iamsuperannoying)

Source: imagineatoms

    • #SCIENCE
    • #atheist
    • #proof
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abundanceofcalm:

slowlydescending:

mamamantis:

alxesi:

deergoddess:

Alkali metals reacting in water

omg cesium just completely loses his shit

cesium calm the fuck down we’ve talked about this

No

I am awaiting this as a “Harlem Shake” at any moment. Until then, SCIENCE!

This is a good illustration of how the properties of elements intensify the farther down in the column they are.

Source: deergoddess

    • #elements
    • #science
    • #chemistry
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pocketcontents:

putthison:

Ancient Egyptian socks, circa 250-420 AD.

The Romano-Egyptian socks were excavated in the burial grounds of ancient Oxyrhynchus, a Greek colony on the Nile in central Egypt at the end of the 19th century. They were given to the Museum in 1900 by Robert Taylor Esq., ‘Kytes,’ Watford. He was executor of the estate of the late Major Myers and these items were selected among others from a list of textiles as ‘a large number of very useful examples.’

Single-needle knit. Bright red. Amazing. Via The Smithsonian’s Threaded blog.

VIBRAM PROTOTYPE

This is part of a shameful Republican disinformation campaign to systematically deny real science, diabolically combined with their effort to eliminate PBS. 
HELP TRUTH PREVAIL!
Help spread the word that, in actuality, these are the ancient remains of Big Bird’s long-extinct ancestors.
Vote Democrat to let SCIENCE and PBS shine!
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pocketcontents:

putthison:

Ancient Egyptian socks, circa 250-420 AD.

The Romano-Egyptian socks were excavated in the burial grounds of ancient Oxyrhynchus, a Greek colony on the Nile in central Egypt at the end of the 19th century. They were given to the Museum in 1900 by Robert Taylor Esq., ‘Kytes,’ Watford. He was executor of the estate of the late Major Myers and these items were selected among others from a list of textiles as ‘a large number of very useful examples.’

Single-needle knit. Bright red. Amazing. Via The Smithsonian’s Threaded blog.

VIBRAM PROTOTYPE

This is part of a shameful Republican disinformation campaign to systematically deny real science, diabolically combined with their effort to eliminate PBS. 

HELP TRUTH PREVAIL!

Help spread the word that, in actuality, these are the ancient remains of Big Bird’s long-extinct ancestors.

Vote Democrat to let SCIENCE and PBS shine!

Source: putthison

    • #pbs
    • #big
    • #bird
    • #ancient
    • #remains
    • #republican
    • #democrat
    • #science
    • #tcot
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If you insert the straw through the hole in the ice, the margarita is much colder.
SCIENCE!
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If you insert the straw through the hole in the ice, the margarita is much colder.

SCIENCE!

    • #tequila
    • #margarita
    • #ice
    • #cold
    • #science
    • #drink
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thememegeneration:

Happy holidays! (Taken with Instagram at Dinosaur Exhibit @ The Museum Of Science)

I’m more than a little dismayed that The Museum of Science in Boston would succumb to pressure from Creationists who believe that Christ lived among the dinosaurs.
Disgraceful.
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thememegeneration:

Happy holidays! (Taken with Instagram at Dinosaur Exhibit @ The Museum Of Science)

I’m more than a little dismayed that The Museum of Science in Boston would succumb to pressure from Creationists who believe that Christ lived among the dinosaurs.

Disgraceful.

    • #boston
    • #museum
    • #science
    • #tyrannosaurus
    • #rex
    • #christmas
    • #scarf
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beefranck:

giddygirlie:

vegkat:

Here it is, guys!!  The “Bitches love science” pillow done for a friend. 
He’s got great taste.
He’s actually a scientist or something.  Something something physicist something.  I think.  So it was a little daunting doing this for him.  He hasn’t gotten it yet, so keep your fingers crossed that he likes it.
And if anyone reading this likes what you see, I have an Etsy shop, too.

It’s true. A known fact about bitches.

This. Is. OUTFUCKINGSTANDING.
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beefranck:

giddygirlie:

vegkat:

Here it is, guys!!  The “Bitches love science” pillow done for a friend. 

He’s got great taste.

He’s actually a scientist or something.  Something something physicist something.  I think.  So it was a little daunting doing this for him.  He hasn’t gotten it yet, so keep your fingers crossed that he likes it.

And if anyone reading this likes what you see, I have an Etsy shop, too.

It’s true. A known fact about bitches.

This. Is. OUTFUCKINGSTANDING.

Source: iamsuperannoying

    • #bitches
    • #love
    • #science
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itsfullofstars:

New Estimate for Alien Earths: 2 Billion in Our Galaxy Alone
Roughly one out of every 37 to one out of every 70 sunlike stars in the sky might harbor an alien Earth, a new study reveals.
These findings hint that billions of Earthlike planets might exist in our galaxy, researchers added.
Keep reading.

Can Science find out for me if there’s one that doesn’t have any batshit-crazy Tea Birthers? I’d like to live on that one, please.
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itsfullofstars:

New Estimate for Alien Earths: 2 Billion in Our Galaxy Alone

Roughly one out of every 37 to one out of every 70 sunlike stars in the sky might harbor an alien Earth, a new study reveals.

These findings hint that billions of Earthlike planets might exist in our galaxy, researchers added.

Keep reading.

Can Science find out for me if there’s one that doesn’t have any batshit-crazy Tea Birthers? I’d like to live on that one, please.

(via mfsb)

Source: itsfullofstars

    • #space
    • #science
    • #exoplanet
    • #news
    • #motherfuckin
    • #bitchez
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mentalextensions:

carpejoseph:

Balance can improve your quality of life.

I’m somewhere in between.

I’d like to be somewhere in between. HUR!
But really, they fit together so well they should be able to reproduce that way.
SCIENCE!
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mentalextensions:

carpejoseph:

Balance can improve your quality of life.

I’m somewhere in between.

I’d like to be somewhere in between. HUR!

But really, they fit together so well they should be able to reproduce that way.

SCIENCE!

Source: carpejoseph

    • #sst
    • #science
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burwell:

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: ~215,000 vs. ~87,000. In case you were wondering.
Data source: CBS.
[timstrube / thd.]

autoreblog duh duh duh duh duh

Compared to Jon Stewart’s and Stephen Colbert’s audience, Glenn Beck’s crowd had a 252% higher incidence of headless people per capita.
That’s just science, people.
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burwell:

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: ~215,000 vs. ~87,000. In case you were wondering.

Data source: CBS.

[timstrube / thd.]

autoreblog duh duh duh duh duh

Compared to Jon Stewart’s and Stephen Colbert’s audience, Glenn Beck’s crowd had a 252% higher incidence of headless people per capita.

That’s just science, people.

Source: timstrube

    • #glenn
    • #beck
    • #jon
    • #stewart
    • #stephen
    • #colbert
    • #science
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sistacrumpet:

ronbailey:

Totally buying Danielle a vowel for her housewarming gift.

Vowels inside SOFT cookies (chocolate chip or sugar or snickerdoodles) would be awesome. I WILL PAY FOR SHIPPING.
#BRITS ARE HATERS OF THE SOFT COOKIE

That’s because British people’s teeth never stop growing. They’ve evolved to eat only hard cookies to wear them down throughout their lifetime.
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sistacrumpet:

ronbailey:

Totally buying Danielle a vowel for her housewarming gift.

Vowels inside SOFT cookies (chocolate chip or sugar or snickerdoodles) would be awesome. I WILL PAY FOR SHIPPING.

#BRITS ARE HATERS OF THE SOFT COOKIE

That’s because British people’s teeth never stop growing. They’ve evolved to eat only hard cookies to wear them down throughout their lifetime.

Source: froggeek

    • #science
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tbmimsthethird:

eclaggs:

See that ribbon on the back?  Know what it says?
Support the Lapdance.
Yup.
Does.

This person has cute kids, a beautiful smile and a wicked sense of humor (as evidenced by this post). Just in case you’re into Dashboarding that kind of person.

Good lapdances get more rigid support the longer they last.
That’s a scientific fact.
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tbmimsthethird:

eclaggs:

See that ribbon on the back? Know what it says?

Support the Lapdance.

Yup.

Does.

This person has cute kids, a beautiful smile and a wicked sense of humor (as evidenced by this post). Just in case you’re into Dashboarding that kind of person.

Good lapdances get more rigid support the longer they last.

That’s a scientific fact.

Source: eclaggs

    • #science
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