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For Marley.

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Vandelay Industries

Coming soon to a theater near you.

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  • 6 months ago
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I’d respect the spammers more if they at least took the extra effort to call themselves “Vandelay Industries.”
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I’d respect the spammers more if they at least took the extra effort to call themselves “Vandelay Industries.”

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  • 6 months ago
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You know who else didn’t serve soup?
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You know who else didn’t serve soup?

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    • #costanza
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    • #soup
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  • 1 year ago
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I’ll never see this word without hearing Jerry yell, “The kibosh! THE KIBOSH!!”
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I’ll never see this word without hearing Jerry yell, “The kibosh! THE KIBOSH!!”

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  • 1 year ago
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I think Elaine would disagree.
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I think Elaine would disagree.

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  • 1 year ago
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A love that dare not be the master of its domain.
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A love that dare not be the master of its domain.

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  • 1 year ago
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“They shrink?”
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“They shrink?”

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  • 1 year ago
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Here’s the McDonald’s McDLT commercial from the 80s starring a singing and dancing Jason Alexander (George Costanza from Seinfeld).

BE WARNED!

What is seen cannot be unseen.

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  • 1 year ago
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I amuse myself.
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I amuse myself.

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  • 1 year ago
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redcloud:

hashtagthatsreal:

Global Warming to Blame for Giant Ice Penis?
(Click for the Metro Article)

No, but global warming is to blame for it not being bigger.

Elaine: It shrinks? Jerry: Like a frightened turtle. Elaine: Why does it shrink? George Costanza: It just does. Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. 
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redcloud:

hashtagthatsreal:

Global Warming to Blame for Giant Ice Penis?

(Click for the Metro Article)

No, but global warming is to blame for it not being bigger.

Elaine: It shrinks? 
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle. 
Elaine: Why does it shrink? 
George Costanza: It just does. 
Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. 

Source: hashtagthatsreal

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