For Marley.
Vandelay Industries
Coming soon to a theater near you.
I’d respect the spammers more if they at least took the extra effort to call themselves “Vandelay Industries.”
You know who else didn’t serve soup?
I’ll never see this word without hearing Jerry yell, “The kibosh! THE KIBOSH!!”
I think Elaine would disagree.
A love that dare not be the master of its domain.
“They shrink?”
Here’s the McDonald’s McDLT commercial from the 80s starring a singing and dancing Jason Alexander (George Costanza from Seinfeld).
BE WARNED!
What is seen cannot be unseen.
I amuse myself.
Global Warming to Blame for Giant Ice Penis?
(Click for the Metro Article)
No, but global warming is to blame for it not being bigger.
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George Costanza: It just does.
Elaine: I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
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