In a statement in previous court hearings, the woman’s sexual partner said they were ”going hard” when a light fitting was pulled from the wall and fell on her. She suffered wounds to her nose and mouth, as well as psychological injuries, and has faced a lengthy legal battle to receive a payout. Her claim was initially accepted by Comcare, but was revoked in 2010 and reviewed by the Administrative Appeals Tribunal, which found sexual activity was ”not an ordinary incident of an overnight stay like showering, sleeping, eating”.
Um… Wut?
Swedish woman charged for sexual activities with skeleton
And you thought YOU liked boning…
My weekend plans.
GODDAMMIT I LOVE POTATOES.
I’m eyeing her, thinking I’d dig getting baked and doing dirty things, but I’d feel like a masher.
(via iamsuperannoying)
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Teacher, 28, found guilty of having group sex with 5 students (18)
Nothing I’ve done in the last
weekmonth comes close to this… and you?And yes, the court did consider it a crime despite all students being of age: Brittni Colleps, 28, a former English teacher, was convicted of 16 counts of having improper relationships with students. Since the young men were all 18 at the time, she was not charged with statutory rape.
The students were hospitalized briefly with high-five-related injuries.
The only thing she should be convicted of is being TOTALLY AWESOME. And I speak from experience, having been an 18 year old with a crush on an English teacher. And a science teacher. And a history teacher.
Also (unrelated), her name is “Brittni”. She’s got to be smokin’ hot.
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BANG!
For all your post shower-sex cleanup needs.
“Great On Protein!”
Oh, thats right. You don’t like sex talk. I just wish WwF wasn’t on your side.
Unreal Tournament
…but with cats.
Answers Other People Could Give
- 101 Dalmatians
- Pet Sematary
- Twins
- Three Amigos
- Eight Is Enough
- Cheaper by the Dozen
- Get Shorty
- Clash of the Titans
- Conan the Barbarian
- Grease
- Heathers
- The Babysitter
- The Stepfather
- The Punisher
- Clueless
- Poison Ivy
- 2 Fast 2 Furious
- XXX
- HELP!
DESCRIBE YOUR LAST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE USING A FILM TITLE.
Bounce.
Toy Story.
alien vs. predator
Home Alone
three men and a baby
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
While You Were Sleeping.
Batteries Not Included
The Soloist
Red Dawn
(via abundanceofcalm)
Because who doesn’t need more Speed Racer and more sex?
Alpha Team - Speed Racer Theme (Sex Remix)
“But the Mini Cooper is so tiny! It’s hardly even practical, but if you were a grown man driving a Mini Cooper, and then you whipped out your junk and showed it to a lady, she’d be all like, ‘Wow, that junk is so large by contrast! Your entire body looks gigantic. Look at your hands on that tiny children’s steering wheel! Pick up your tiny car and put it in the trunk of my regular-sized car so I can take you back to my place, baby. (For sex!!!)’”teh tumblr(For sex!!!) is totally going to be my new line.
Aw, yeaaah.
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Hens are not large enough to fight off a sexual advance, but they are able to squirt semen back on a rooster after copulating…
The internet. Teaching me things. (via cloudya)
I had no idea humans weren’t the inventors of snowballing. Huh.
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