smartasshat replied to your post: Bridget Franckowiak:
“Five tables asked what was so funny over here.”My proudest moment. :)
It really was awesome. It was such a joyous inquisition. We love that manager.
Joyous Inquisition is my new fake band name.
First single: What’s so funny over here?
First album: Four DED in Ohio.
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Uncontrollable gigglefits.
Thanks, Shat! ^__^
(And thanks for making the gif for me, too!)
Win.
I deleted the Draw Something app because I found it super stressful, just like I found Words and Hanging with Friends. This was my favorite part of the Draw Something experience, though: because you can watch each other draw and guess, you aren’t just trying to make a picture that represents the mystery word. You get to tell a little story, and I think that’s super neat.
I hate that so many awesome people are giving up on a fun thing because it’s stressful.
It’s fun for me.
Obviously.
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You’ll be glad to know that the Internet is well-represented at the calendar store. Hi Derek!
They also had cute kitty calendars, but alas, no bacon calendars.
Also also: 75% off!
I really thought that I’d won, too. :(
This is only an exhibition, NOT a competition. Please, I beseech you, no wagering.
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Well… As long as you use clone Bridget for good rather than evil, I’m going to allow this.
Care & feeding is pretty simple, too. Just be sure to have a constant supply of MST3K, Doctor Who, pizza, and booze and you’re all set!
I mostly want your laugh around all the time.
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In re Shat
Just doing my part to move this to the top of the search results any time someone searches for this important piece of bankruptcy legislation.
I am honored and humbled, good sir.
Yes! He’s a total ending-spoiler!
(He absolutely loved the ending.)
Years ago, I spent some time with two of my cousins who are sisters, then about seven and four years old. Sleeping with the Enemy had just come out, and I read the Boston Globe’s review of it the day before. They had gone to see the movie and the seven-year-old gave a review of it that hit every single point that the Globe did, and she stopped at the same appropriate part of the story so as not to give anything away.
As I internally admired her natural reviewing ability, her sister blurted out, “THE BAD GUY DIES!”
It was hilarious.
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smartasshat replied to your photo: EPED
Good lord that looks awesome.would it surprise you to know that it is from Domino’s?
So that means you’re still drinking water to re-equilibrate your sodium levels. Got it.
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From This Week in Google #78.
Jeff Jarvis kinda says my name.










