I laughed right the fuck out loud.
I first heard the phrase “wear her ass as a hat” when I was a teenager. Then I got to the internet and “asshat” came around.
I’ve always wanted to do a picture like this. Alas, it has been done.I don’t normally reblog pictures of dancers, but when I do, it’s for Smartasshat…
You get me.
Source: muerte-tsd
Above I present for your edification Monkey Jesus With Colby Replica And Thighs, a multimedia piece (resin, ceramic, leg) brought to you by myself in conjunction with celebrated artist and madman smartasshat, who just happens to have been my Secret-ish Santa and who just happens to have done a bang-up job with my gifts, to wit: a truly excellent bas relief Monkey Jesus of my very own and, as a special bonus, a ceramic version of Toni and Dan’s famous Colby the Traveling Cheese Cube. Many thanks! This is just awesome.
I enjoyed making these, but not nearly as much as I enjoy their current presentation. I’m glad you like them!
smartasshat replied to your post: Bridget Franckowiak:
“Five tables asked what was so funny over here.”My proudest moment. :)
It really was awesome. It was such a joyous inquisition. We love that manager.
Joyous Inquisition is my new fake band name.
First single: What’s so funny over here?
First album: Four DED in Ohio.
Source: beefranck
Uncontrollable gigglefits.
Thanks, Shat! ^__^
(And thanks for making the gif for me, too!)
Win.
I deleted the Draw Something app because I found it super stressful, just like I found Words and Hanging with Friends. This was my favorite part of the Draw Something experience, though: because you can watch each other draw and guess, you aren’t just trying to make a picture that represents the mystery word. You get to tell a little story, and I think that’s super neat.
I hate that so many awesome people are giving up on a fun thing because it’s stressful.
It’s fun for me.
Obviously.
(via yodelmachine)
Source: beefranck
You’ll be glad to know that the Internet is well-represented at the calendar store. Hi Derek!
They also had cute kitty calendars, but alas, no bacon calendars.
Also also: 75% off!
I really thought that I’d won, too. :(
This is only an exhibition, NOT a competition. Please, I beseech you, no wagering.
Well… As long as you use clone Bridget for good rather than evil, I’m going to allow this.
Care & feeding is pretty simple, too. Just be sure to have a constant supply of MST3K, Doctor Who, pizza, and booze and you’re all set!
I mostly want your laugh around all the time.
In re Shat
Just doing my part to move this to the top of the search results any time someone searches for this important piece of bankruptcy legislation.
I am honored and humbled, good sir.
