The outside of my car stayed clear during NEMOCALYPSE, but the engine compartment filled up with snow. Mother Nature has a weird sense of humor.
Yesterday there was no snow on the ground.
The wind left the cars clean as a whistle.
Except for filling up my MST3K license plate frame with snow.
Goodbye, rest of the country. See you in the Spring.
The snow from this storm has weird properties.
Have I mentioned that my neighbor is ridiculous?
Carrying the Snow Ball (by Masashi Mochida)
Snowball fight!
Now they’re making snowballs? What the fuck?
So the three steps to civilization are:
- Opposable thumbs
- Jacuzzis
- Snowballs
What’s next? Nuclear arms?
Aw, why you gotta be like that, Friday?
You probably haven’t heard, but there’s some snow here. The local Mexican restaurant is pretty popular, so people create their own parking spaces instead of going over a few rows to the right where there are abundant empty spaces.
We are a hardy people. A people who need quick access to nachos and tall glasses of draft beer.
(NOT taken with that goddamn fucking Instagram.)
This Just In:
Some guy shoveling his driveway in Connecticut supports web standards.
THERE IS A LITTLE PONY IN THE APPLE STORE. What the hell? A beautiful little pony, with a flowing mane, the likes of which my sister would have killed to get for Christmas when she was 7 or 8. And, NOONE is looking at this thing.
Frank Chimero: There is a Horse in the Apple Store
Go read the whole thing, then add “tiny pony” to your lexicon.
(via toldorknown)
I think they’d only notice if it were a snow leopard.
(via toldorknown)
How was YOUR commute to (goddamn NOT fucking cancelled) work?
