In which a transporter accident sends Spock back in time to a Jimi Hendrix concert.
- Jimi: Hey, who's the cat with the stick up his ass over there? [walks over to Spock] Here, Man, have a toke off this.
- Spock: I appreciate the offer, however I must decline.
- Jimi: You ain't no narc or nuthin', are you?
- Spock: I do not know of this term "narc," but I am fairly certain I am not one.
- Jimi: Okay, Man. [Takes a big toke off his joint] Hey, Man, your color's a little off. You sick or somethin'?
- Spock: I am not ill. I do appreciate your concern, however.
- Jimi: I dunno. Last time I saw a guy that color, he upchucked in my room. We had to move the party to Noel's room. You sure you're not gonna lose your shit?
- Spock: Lose my shit?
- Jimi: You know, throw up. [Tokes]
- Spock: Ah, interesting colloquialism. No. I am not going to "lose my shit."
- Jimi: Well, you're way too uptight, Man. C'mon, try this. It's good shit. It'll loosen you up.
- Spock: "Good shit"? Is this the "shit" which the individual you referred to previously lost? If so, that is a highly unsanitary practice.
- Jimi: HA! Yeah, you ain't no narc. You're a walkin' dictionary, Man. But you're all right. How'd you like the show?
- Spock: The rhythmic qualities were not unlike the Antarian triticale harvest celebration, with melodies similar to the mating call of the amphibious bean-mole of Rigel IV.
- Jimi: Shit, Man, if you didn't like it just say so.
- Spock: Quite the contrary. In fact, it was highly aesthetically pleasing.
- Jimi: Well thanks, Man. I guess.
- Spock: However, there is one aspect which intrigues me.
- Jimi: What's that, Man? [Tokes]
- Spock: It is illogical to set aflame the instrument on which you make your music.
- Jimi: Aw, Man. It's cool, Man.
- Spock: The flame is not hot? I did not believe that technology existed on Earth until the Sylvia Altman breakthrough of 2042.
- Jimi: No, it's real hot... Wait. Did you say "2042"?
- Spock: Affirmative. I am from the future. The 23rd century, in fact.
- Jimi: Gimme some of that shit you're on, Man.
- Spock: [Raises eyebrow] Fascinating.
Courtesy the critical blog entitled “If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There’d Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats.”
That is all.
Leonard Nimoy & Jimi Hendrix
I am overcome. I might need to lie down.
That would have been my favorite time travel episode.
I imagine the exchange would go something like the Bill Murray bass player and Mr. Rogers conversation.
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Yes, that is Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader. And yes, that is the epitome of pop culture perfection.
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“Polish the helmet”
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SOMEONE had to do it.
Hmmm… Long flowing robes… Superpowers… Fighting evil… Propensity for desert-dwelling…
Autocorrect might just have something there.
Well, time to get insurance on my phone.
Coincidentally this is also what bedtime looks like around here.
So close to perfect. Why does Lvcas have two hands?
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La nieve en manos de un geómetra.
This was in Porter Square last winter, right outside my gym.
That is impressive.
Plenty of MIT nerds ride the T in from Porter Square….
That poor Red Shirt.
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