I got that SSD installed in my PC today.
And now everything else in the whole damned world is too slow for me.
Microwaves! Electricity! Light!
“I ran a simulation of putting instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time.”
Infographic of the Day: ~215,000 vs. ~87,000. In case you were wondering.
Data source: CBS.
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Compared to Jon Stewart’s and Stephen Colbert’s audience, Glenn Beck’s crowd had a 252% higher incidence of headless people per capita.
That’s just science, people.
In the beginning there was nothing, not even time.
No planets, no stars, no hip-hop, no rhyme.
But then there was a bang like the sound of my gat.
The Universe began, and the shit was phat.
The fundamental forces were unified.
No theory to describe that, tho I’ve tried.
Then the forces split, and the Universe was born.
It was hotter than a priest watching kiddie porn.
In addition to being a physics genius and a Jim Carrey fan, Stephen Hawking stays up-to-date on current issues.