Professional sports jokes. Don’t try this at home, kids.
And that’s all. Nothing else.
Forget about how cheesy anyone finds it. Reblog this with your favorite romantic line from a film.
“As you wish.” - The Princess Bride
“Don’t just stare at it, eat it!” – American Psycho
“I know.” - Star Wars
“I HAVE A SPECIAL PURPOSE!” - The Jerk
Source: thejohnblog
I did not think you would think that was a word, WWF. I would say “happy new year to me!” but it was only 8 points…
I’m somebody now! Millions of people play this game every day! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in a game - that MAKES people. I’m in a game! Things are going to start happening to me now.
Source: rartastic
Chicks dig guys with bulges!
“I was born a poor black child…”
green!
Current status.
Vote Steve Whitaker For All Your Morgan Freeman Impersonation Needs
According to my calculations, Steve is a funny, smart, pretty girl.
This is what Steve Jobs will be doing all day Wednesday.
WIRED Predicted the iPad…11 Years Ago
The iPad isn’t just a touch-screen dream come true for millions of people around the world…it’s the realization of a prediction WIRED Magazine made a whopping 11 years ago.
In the April 1999 issue, the magazine’s Hype List column discussed Apple’s then-recent financial turn-around and said: “The next iMac attack promises new lollipop laptops, a more serious series of professional machines, and a wireless handheld dubbed the iPad.”
» via ReadWriteWeb
That beats my iPussy prediction by 10 years.
Source: readwriteweb.com
