I’d hate to live on a street where this wasn’t the craziest thing that had ever happened.
“This is probably the third or fourth craziest thing that’s ever happened on this street. Like, one time, Henry crammed his ass full of fireworks and flew to Milwaukee.”
Is it crazy that my first thought was “How do you do that?”
It must have been a table saw or band saw. Because you need to hold a circular saw.
Ironically, a hand saw is right out.
(Left out, too.)