Finally, a kind of tattoo I would consider getting: UV-active.
I think I’ll go with one on the back of my hand that looks like a nightclub stamp. I’ll get in free forever!
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Tiny text tattoos that are annotations to the various scars on your body.
Like underneath the scar on my chest it would say in tiny letters:
Nail. Playing in the attic, 1994.
Best idwa ever. I would have one on my wrist that read “Sword…
Left arm: pre-melanoma surgery (2009). Right side chest - particularly bad case of chicken pox (1991) followed by shingles (2009 was a rough year). Left knee - scooter accident, 1990. Right eyebrow - no idea (??? year).
I would have one on my face that said “scalpel” and one on my hand that said “idiot with a pocket knife.”
I’d have a lot of text just on my head:
- 19” RCA television - Pulled onto self (1968)
- 1971 Chevy Nova roof edge - Mis-aimed flying leap into back seat (1973)
- 1979 Chrysler LeBaron back deck (repurposed bookshelf) speaker - Passenger in drunk car accident (1984)
- Door frame - Jumping contest (forgot I was in doorway [see above] ) (1987)
- Earth (through shattered sunroof) - Rollover highway car accident (1988)
So yeah, my cranium is pretty much indestructible.
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I laughed right the fuck out loud.
22 year old russian girl Lesya gets face tattoo with her husband’s name, tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz. He did that famous 56 star face tattoo on belgian girl Kimberley Vlaeminck.
(In June 2009, Miss Vlaeminck lied to family and reporters that she had asked tattooist Rouslan Toumaniantz for just three stars near her eye. As her regret sank in, she claimed he kept adding more and more after she fell asleep at the Tattoo Box in Coutrai, Belgium.)
What a fucking shower of idiots
Every one involved in this deserves awards for an outstanding displays of stupidity
GOLDEN shower of idiots.
He fell in a tackle box.
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So… have Pluto removed by laser? Or add Ceres, Eris, Sedna, and Quaoar? Discuss.
I’m sorry, did you say something?
I couldn’t hear you over the gorgeous, curly-redhead, tattooed space-fan.
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Is she listening to her vagina on those headphones?
She has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. When you put your ear up to it, you can smell the ocean.
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Holy. Shit.
I think I just won the Internet.
She should have “TARGET” tattooed under her name and then she can dispense with that ugly name tag.
I have had this open in a tab for at least 3 days now. I’m going to release it into the wild and hope it doesn’t come back.
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Note- I don’t think it’s ugly. I’m just unnerved by the eye. THE EYE. It looks so real. Good on that dude, though.
I wonder how many dumb people ask him if the tattoo hurt.
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Is it wrong to think about the big-busted beautiful woman on her back when you’re doing her doggy-style?
Is it wrong to date her just so you can finish on someone’s back and tits at the same time?
Is it wrong to look down and imagine that your wiener won First Prize?
Is it wrong to call her sphincter a balloon knot?
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Hair of the dog that bit you ≟ Tattoo of the shark that bit you
How’s it supposed to help him on a test if it’s on his back? I don’t understand.
Corey writes, “I got this tattoo as an homage to the pain of my graduate work. It’s a model of fulvic acid which is a representation of natural organic matter in the soil. I work with this molecule for my grad work and I figured I might as well get it etched into my skin so I can look at it and say, ‘Well, at least it hurt less than grad school at Cornell.’”
Of course he had to mention Cornell. Of course.
(From Discover Magazine’s Science Tattoo Emporium.)
Hey Marley²!
Just an idea…
