Mitt Romney on a bender.
(He accidentally took a sip of caffeinated tea.)
I’m just gonna put this here…
NOW I’M FREE
I probably have an old pair of boxers somewhere that already do this.
If you don’t already, you will in 3 days.
Underpants for Tea Baggers
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Sarah Palin
(because, see, she, like, put my balls in her mouth. GET IT?? whatever)